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26 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Dec 10, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'd like to go to outer space, I'm eerily similar to Dwayne "the" Rock Johnson, and I once jumped out mid-shower to go watch Space Jam.

I told someone I didn't like the cocky way they were attempting to hit on me and they called me (without irony) a Cuntasaurus Rex so I think OKC is going really well for me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to be like Alexander the Great but like, suuuuper nice.

OMG I'm sorry. I can't seem to do this sincerely. Here we go: I lived in China, I do improv pretty much every night of the week, I see a lot of shows at UCB, I was born in Germany, I was a political science major, I enjoy history and air and space museums. Have been to every continent except Australia and Antarctica because travel is a priority of mine. I love languages and have studied Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Swahili, ASL, Arabic, and Russian to varying degrees of competency. I'm a singer and I'm obsessed with EDM and parkour videos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Proofreading your writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm doing some weird bit. And I have long hair that some people like and some people tell me is messy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: East of Eden, Unbroken, The Great Gatsby, Rebecca, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Fall on Your Knees

Movies: The New World, actually everything Terrence Malick, Titanic, Hot Rod, Grandma's Boy, Das Leben der Anderen, Farewell My Concubine (Ba Wang Bie Ji, anyone?), Sin Nombre

TV: BSG, Human Giant, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Homeland, Lost, True Detective (Rust Cohle 4eva)

Music: The Glitch Mob, The Mars Volta, Nero, Elvis (the best singer of all time), Ben Folds, Lana del Rey, Krewella, Nirvana, Zeds Dead. I want Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence played at my funeral.

Food: Brussels sprouts. All types of "ethnic" food (seriously is there not a better word for that?).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guess we aren't talking biological necessities? Or higher up on Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Then I don't have an answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My job. Trying to get my improv teams to practice. When I am going to get out of the country next. I'm really trying to answer sincerely and tone down my snarkiness as much as I can but it's hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing improv. I don't know. WHAT IS THIS, A TEST?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm on Twitter. I also have a Tumblr. Gross, right?
You should message me if
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You find my terrible attitude attractive and and you've never used the phrase "the friend zone." ( if you need an explanation)

Please message me if you're polite. If you send me a nice message and I don't write back, it's just because I'm not interested and didn't want to send you a message to that effect, but I appreciate you writing to me! Unless you wrote some cocky bullshit, in which case I wrote you a really mean response and then didn't send it. So, interpret my silence as you will.

Oh and I have to admit that I don't want to go on a hike. See someone at 10 am on a Sunday? And then get sweaty in front of each other? No, thanks. Let's have a warm beverage and discuss early 20th century maritime history. Or, you know, whatever the fuck you're into. I'm a nice girl.