If you like paradoxes then you and I just might like each other.
I like to joke around muchos. I like to read a lot and talk about literature (including philosophy). I love weird wonderful stories from the history of literature/philosophy. Like Orwell was a spy during WWII. Hemingway's mother dressed him as a girl until he was ten. Hemingway lent a desperate and frightened Orwell a gun on their first and only meeting during the war, but nobody knows why he needed it so badly. Maybe he thought Big Brother was after him. Or maybe Hemingway made the whole thing up, since he is the only source for the story. Maybe he lies because he feels emasculated.