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38 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:05pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Looking back, nostalgia is my only regret.

I am widely considered to be the master of the single entendre.

I invented the internet.
(With the help of Al Gore).

Freud Loves MILFs
Jung loved 'em young.
Trust me, I read a book about it.

Candy can make you randy,
but liquor makes ya sicker

Morons are usually more off than on.

Puns are fun


This Poem Stinks,
skip over it.


I bet you wish you taken my advice about that stinky poem.

I grew up in a would shop in the Junction, I've lived most of my adult life in Parkdale.

My Dad used to say, "Don't burn your bridges." So I started napalming them.

This profile is dedicated to the survivors of OKcupid. Lest we never forget our fallen comrades.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Writing in my soul ledger

- Working at Judecca in Cocytus for Gigantomachy

- making pretenttious references

- spanking ideas

- wording

- introspection

- bicycle riding

- swimming

- running

- using my unquiet mind for good
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

feeling sorry for the most despised people


mercurial speech

story telling

solving riddles I created

using ice cream similes to describe genitalia

Bemoaning the attenuation of class consciousness (with ice cream metaphors).
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sparkle
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Milan Kundera; Dorothy Parker; Beckett; Houellbecq; Beauvoir; Foucault; The Guilt Emails (By my Mom); Dostoyevsky; Orwell; Auster; Wilde; Quine; Saul Bellow; Arendt; Wittgenstein; Kafka; Lynne Trusse; Spinoza; Koszinski; Ian McEwan; Will Self; Marx (Groucho and Karl); Jorge Luis Borges; Umberto Eco.

Mike Leigh; Lars Von Trier; Woody; Jon Stewart; Ken Loach.

The Talking Heads, Peaches, The Deadly Snakes, Louis Armstrong; Leonard Cohen; The Smiths; Nick Cave; Nirvana; Lou Reed, The Clash.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Me and five mirrors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fantasizing about giving a tour of the contemporary world to a famous person from history. "So, you see, Mr. Hitler, this is called a computer. Let's google you and see how much the world appreciated your work. I warn you now, you may see some things said about you that aren't flattering. No, not just about the mustache."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I like privates
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang out.

Or you want to ride bikes.

And/or noticed that this profile smells like dumplings.