I am widely considered to be the master of the single entendre.
I invented the internet.
(With the help of Al Gore).
Freud Loves MILFs
Jung loved 'em young.
Trust me, I read a book about it.
Candy can make you randy,
but liquor makes ya sicker
Morons are usually more off than on.
Puns are fun
This Poem Stinks,
skip over it.
I bet you wish you taken my advice about that stinky poem.
I grew up in a would shop in the Junction, I've lived most of my adult life in Parkdale.
My Dad used to say, "Don't burn your bridges." So I started napalming them.
This profile is dedicated to the survivors of OKcupid. Lest we never forget our fallen comrades.