Some people seem to find me funny, the rest seem to have no idea that I'm joking. Sometimes I am really serious, which throws the people who think I'm funny off, because they expect another one-liner. So, they find themselves laughing at me saying things like, "pass the butter." Pause. "No, I'm not joking now, I really just want the butter." (This is not a euphemism).
I like to read a lot and talk about literature (including philosophy). I love weird wonderful stories.
If this sort of thing bores you, you and I will not find each other very interesting. Such information saves us both time in our search. Agree? ...Unless you don't care what I say... because you are a succubus who wants to harvest my blood.
Sorry about that. That was meant to be an inside voice.
Empathy is important to me. I think we live in an increasingly selfish world and I've dated my share of the non-self-aware. I believe I have a propensity toward kindness, and patience, but if I feel someone is continually being a dick, I will show my fangs and caustic lip. Both teddy bear and growly bear. (Maybe this is cheesy, says my interior-monologue).