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31 Louisville, KY Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:18am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I am Aaron. If my life was a game of Jeopardy!, my seven dream categories would be:

-Daily Jumble
-Short-Lived 90's Sci-Fi Series
-Inscrutable Jokes
-The X-Men
-Terrible Internet Subcultures
-Rhyme Time
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I help make software for home care and hospice agencies, which feels (and pays) better than making reports for call centers did.

In my spare time, I enjoy games (board and video), good beer, riding my bike, wandering around the Highlands, and trying to avoid being like other people that I can't stand who do those things.

Also laundry. Always there is laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining trivial knowledge, Jokes that nobody else gets, Dr. Mario, pun duels with coworkers, and simultaneously over- and underthinking things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fairly tall. It has been brought to my attention that I can be pretty loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I decided that lists are boring, so I'm going to give one favorite for each and why.

Book: Snow Crash
Things I love: 20XX as imagined in 19XX, big dumb adventures, cyberpunk.
See also:

Movie: Hackers
Likewise 1995 as imagined in also 1995. Normally computer things being handled badly bothers me, but this manages transcend its badness.

Show: The Chris Gethard Show
Cult public access comedy. Picking a random episode, you might get a touching discussion about depression, or you might get 10 minutes of the audience chanting "Eat More Butts".

Music: Bomb The Music Industry!
Love some DIY punk. Also runs an emotional gamut, but with less comedy and more guitars.

Food: Yes
(no cilantro)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think I'll ever know for sure, but here's some things I'd miss a lot:

A place to relax by myself.
Constant internet access (at least not for long).
Honey Nut Cheerios.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting back on the bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Questing for the Holy Grale.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am severely ticklish.
You should message me if
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Let's start a conversation about anything.

I really would like to make some new friends if nothing else.

When you message me, please try to do better than "Hey".