To quote Radiohead "I'm a creep I'm a weirdo" But I absolutely love
it. Normalcy is overrated
I'm looking for someone who enjoys gourmet cheese. I'm not one for much clothes shopping, but a life without exquisite food is not worth living.
I'm at a place in my life where I've done enough drinking, smoking, and fucking around. Now I want to settle down. I still want to party, but I want someone I can party with and sleep beside afterward. someone I could spend the night with and whether or not we had sex I could still say I had a good time.
I'm a lover, a thespian, and a male housewife. Not a house husband, but a male housewife. I love cooking, cleaning, Ironing, knitting, sewing,hosting; it's my thing. I also love traveling, meeting people, singing in public, dancing to tunes in my head, and randomly adopting foreign accents.
I'm not going to candy coat my image and say I'm a perfect well-adjusted individual, I'm completely bat-shit crazy. I'm narcissistic, optimistic, pessimistic, suicidal, and completely random, it varies from day to day and sometimes it's all at once.
Yes, I have baggage, I'm not asking you to carry it for me, I've been carrying it on my own for quite some time, but I ask that if I happen to trip and drop a bag you'll just wait for me to catch up and maybe help me put it back on the pile.
I don't need a companion, but I'd really like one. I think that's more special. If I need you, then I feel that's selfish, I have you around strictly for my own benefit,,out of obligation, I become a charity case. But wanting you, that's special, that means I truly enjoy you. I want to enjoy you. Who ever you may be, and I hope you could enjoy me.
I'm looking for someone who enjoys gourmet cheese. I'm not one for much clothes shopping, but a life without exquisite food is not worth living.
I'm at a place in my life where I've done enough drinking, smoking, and fucking around. Now I want to settle down. I still want to party, but I want someone I can party with and sleep beside afterward. someone I could spend the night with and whether or not we had sex I could still say I had a good time.
I'm a lover, a thespian, and a male housewife. Not a house husband, but a male housewife. I love cooking, cleaning, Ironing, knitting, sewing,hosting; it's my thing. I also love traveling, meeting people, singing in public, dancing to tunes in my head, and randomly adopting foreign accents.
I'm not going to candy coat my image and say I'm a perfect well-adjusted individual, I'm completely bat-shit crazy. I'm narcissistic, optimistic, pessimistic, suicidal, and completely random, it varies from day to day and sometimes it's all at once.
Yes, I have baggage, I'm not asking you to carry it for me, I've been carrying it on my own for quite some time, but I ask that if I happen to trip and drop a bag you'll just wait for me to catch up and maybe help me put it back on the pile.
I don't need a companion, but I'd really like one. I think that's more special. If I need you, then I feel that's selfish, I have you around strictly for my own benefit,,out of obligation, I become a charity case. But wanting you, that's special, that means I truly enjoy you. I want to enjoy you. Who ever you may be, and I hope you could enjoy me.
