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porphyrio

29 M Seoul, South Korea

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't mind telling you, I used to be a dream-boat, now I'm more like a, I don't know, Hangover-boat...? Does that make sense? I'm not sure it's supposed to.

I love to laugh but I'm gonna come clean and tell you that I'm not very good at it.

You'll have to get over that because while I struggle at laughter I kick ass at being a decent human being. I live to make this world a better place. Do I know how to do that, nah, but that never stopped all the people who succeeded at making the world a better place before me.

If that doesn't tell enough about me, I'm a adventurous, ambitious, playful man who can somehow combine determination with being laid-back.
What I’m doing with my life
So after years of adventures and misadventures around the U.S. and the World I've finally escaped Detroit and am taking up life in Asia for the next few years.

It's a long-long story what I'm up to out here, but if you were to make three guesses I'm pretty sure all three would be correct.

Hopefully someday soon it'll translate into a life doing international development (Public Health).
I’m really good at
Nothing good really. Triage. Chinese fortune telling? That and taking standardized tests. There's probably some correlation between those two skills but I'll be damned if I know what it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing, I look just like everyone else. After spending a little time with me people might notice a slight scent of mangoes. Nothing strange there, I just spend a lot of time at the Body Shop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm a bibliophile but I mostly enjoy non-fiction type stuff like works by Jared Diamond or John K. Galbraith. Other than that I love good satire (e.g. Candide or The Short Timers(You can read it online, just google it)) I try to emulate Kurt Vonnegut with my own recreational writing which are mostly journal entries. Just think of what kind of life I must live where I'm having journal entries reminiscent of Slaughterhouse Five.

Movies: I loved beasts of the Southern Wild but I mostly stick to Satire for my favorites. My life wouldn't be what it is now if it wasn't for Office Space. Kubrick does well on my list. and Dr. Strangelove, and A Clockwork Orange make for a good night. Just telling a good story in general can work for me too though, try to top City of God.

Shows: Thanks to the 21st Century (Hulu and Youtube) I always get way too into things when I finally find something I like then it gets old in like a week, and since I haven't had a T.V. in a decade it's always something that's gone off the air by the time I've even heard of it.
What comes to mind first is The Wire, which is probably the only non-comedy show I like.
I just found a brit-com called Peep-Show which hit the spot, finally got into Adventure Time and Trailer Park Boys was one of the first shows I liked in a while when I first saw it last year.
I know you probably think It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is awesome but that show is pretty hit or miss. That episode with Gail the Snail is one of the best things I'd seen on any show that year and I'm pretty sure there's footage somewhere of me and someone else performing Nightman for the troops a few years back.

Music: Fell in love with Motown again but I notice that I just can't be one of those people who likes everything by any artist, it's always one or two songs that do it for me.
Some that come to mind are I want to Take You Higher-Sly and The Family Stone. Standing in the Shadow of Love-The Four Tops. September-Earth, Wind, and Fire. Fern-Zoe Keating. Tamacun-Rodrigo Y Gabriella. Where it's At-Beck. What You Know Bout Dat-T.I. Gimmie Shelter-The Rolling Stones.

Food: Gallaba.
The six things I could never do without
Really I want to put down "A solid friend or... six." Which is true, but eh, that's not really winning me any points, you know so I'm gonna try something more abstract.
1)A good excuse
2)A Fast Comeback
3)An off color story
4)An inflated sense of self worth
5)This deadpan expression I've been rocking the hell out of
6)...a solid friend
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next adventure and how thankful I am to have had the last one.
But also from time to time I wonder how many people are gaming the hell out of these questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing my Public Health Admin teacher asking for an extension.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm investing more than I can afford into trying to transition away from jeans and into suits...

...Track Suits...

Also I hate the Beetles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
So I treat my life like a checklist of things I need to do, if you could help me out with
1)Scuba Diving
2)Finally getting acquainted with breaking bad or game of thrones or any of those other things everyone keeps telling me I need to see.
3)you are good enough with languages, dance, or music to let me mooch some just by being around you.

Also, I work best with strong women.