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portemine

43 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I do my own stunts.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work, I grow things, I cook, I study, I make time for the people I care about, and in between all that I try to find the time to surf, hike, and explore nature and cool places in and out of my adopted town. That probably wasn't a real sentence but it felt right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking southern style BBQ. (I also make the best pizza in town.)

playing the musical saw.

talking people off the ledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Squirrels are such assholes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A list of music I like would take up volumes. That said, I'm on a bit of an Everly Brothers kick right now. Walkmen too. Also Brazilian and Jamaican stuff from the 60's and 70's, Father John Misty, Lou Harrison, Neil Young, Battles.

Food=important. I like food a lot. I'm a pretty good cook and I enjoy it too! You too? My default going-out-to-get-food is Asian cuisine, I love it and I'm somewhat noodle obsessed at the moment.

My favorite movie is Performance. I like a lot of pretentious foreign films, documentaries, etc. Yet I will always laugh at Anchorman and when I go to a movie theater I sometimes like to see big, dumb Hollywood action movies where stuff is flying all over the screen. They're ridiculous, I enjoy them and the next day I've forgotten them entirely. I'm not much of a TV guy, but I'd probably watch some with you.

"We love to buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them." -Arnold Schopenhauer

Yes, books. Lots.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a thought
a pen
process
means
fruition
noodles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the intersections of natural and man made systems and how to make them more meaningful and beautiful.

Also, noodles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never successfully changed a duvet cover without climbing inside of it.
You should message me if
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Honesty is really important to me. So is humor.

I like women who have cool, feminine style and are nice to kids and old people. Kindness. Grace. Warmth. You know, the classics.

I tend to be drawn to people who are enthusiastically pursuing something they are passionate about. Basket weaving, civil war re-enactment, I don't care as long as the stoke is there.

I'm not interested in people who say they're bored, discussing events from some television show as if they really happened, or hearing about how great New York supposedly is.

Fair warning: If you seem attractive, cool, and relatively sane, I will probably suggest meeting sooner than later to see if there is any chemistry in real life. I'm not interested in prolonged internet chit-chat with someone I've not met. Oddly, I'm here with the aim of spending less time in front of my computer, not more. I'm hoping you feel the same way!

Also, I'm beginning to think that OK Cupid may be on to something with this match percentage business...