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31 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:08pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The self summary of this bloke,
Shall take the form of a blithe joke,
For who should trust the words of a man,
Who feeds himself from his own hand?

Show me one, I do implore,
Who claims that he be not a bore;
These presentations for your eyes,
Of superficial skin deep lies!

Alas, it is tough to think,
Without the clink of a drink,
So let us cheers to here's to how,
And un furrow our discerning brow!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I am a high school English Teacher for Students with Disabilities, and my hope is that if I am good to them, then they will be good to each other, and it will all be good. It's a lofty aspiration, but that doesn't make it unworthy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lit: Dostoevsky is my mainest man.
Marty McDonagh makes me laugh in horror and disgust.
Bulgakov wrote the greatest love story ever told. Knausgaard remembers a lot about his a life. Cheers to that noble Norseman. Keats and Shelley were lyrical magicians, Neruda the poets' lover, MacCarthy the master of the western darkness. There are many more, poets and writer's of prose alike, and nonfiction heads such as Taibbi, Chomsky, Orwell, Vidal, Thompson, and you know.

Movies: (I'll just list some directors here, and genres, and Oxford commas) The Coen Bros; Wes Anderson; Scorcese; documentaries, David Lynch, etc. I do appreciate and am open to most experiences and will take recommendations. Oh-- and I Heart Huckabees. That can stand alone.

Show: The Wire, The Simpsons (Seasons 1-6, primarily), True Detective, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, House of Cards, Portlandia, Seinfeld, and so on, and so forth.

I forgot about the whole music part: pavement, Sharon jones, fela kuti, miles Davis, the grateful dead, wilco, sigur ros, Jorge Ben, the clash, phish, de la soul, j-dilla, Pete rock and CL, te beastie boys, thievery corporation, the band, Dylan, the allman bros band, pink Floyd, Brian Eno, Talking Heads, James brown, p-funk, bob marley, LCD sound system, the Menihan Street Band, Spanish Harlem Orchestra, Tom Waits, Aretha Franklin, Patti Smith, and when can it end?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans have an uncanny ability to adapt, so chin up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Secrets are the Devil's candy.
You should message me if
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you fancy yourself a prim-looking star gazer.