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31 Islip, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was born a few days shy of the expiration date for 1983, and maybe, just maybe, one day when all of the icy heavens melt, a giant lake will be formed where we can all get baptized and bathe the days away, whistling and complacently grinning in the final sun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I teach English for Students with Disabilities. it is a splendid gig and most likely the one that suits me best; I get to laugh a little with high schoolers , maybe teach them something English-y, but my real hope is that maybe I model for them what it is to be a good person so that maybe they will be a good person and the person they are good to will be good and it will really be all good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Autobiography of Malcolm X-Alex Haley/Malcolm X
The Pillowman-McDonagh
Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters- Salinger
The Trial-Kafka
The Brothers Karamazov- Dostoevsky
The Master and Margarita- Bulgakov
The Border Trilogy- Cormac Macarthy
Sometimes a Great Notion- Kesey
Down and Out in Paris and London- Orwell
Where Men Win Glory- Jon Krakauer
Love is a Dog from Hell- Bukowski
Absences-James Tate
Benito Cereno- Melville
The Great Shark Hunt- HS Thompson
Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo- Oscar Zeta Acosta
Also love me some Taibbi, Neruda, Sharon Olds, Plath, Borges, Hemingway, Keats, Shelley

Movies: The Big Lebowski...The Master...Fargo...Raising Arizona...Mean Streets...Documentaries...Goodfellas...Apocalypse Now!....cb4...stripes...I heart huckabees...Buffalo '66...Uncle Buck...Rushmore...Caddyshack...Blazing Saddles...Barfly..The Deer Hunter

Shows:The Simpsons (Pre-season 11), Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The Office, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, Last Week, Tonight with John Oliver...the Wire

Music: Phish ... Fela Kuti...The Clash...Arcade Fire...Pete Rock...J-Dilla...Pavement...James Brown...beach house...sigur ros...radiohead...Neil Young...talking heads...Wilco...Marvin Gaye...Pink Floyd...Allman Bros...Miles Davis...-Z...P-Funk...Shuggie Otis...Jerry's dead but I still like the Grateful Dead...Sharon jones...

Food: I do not discriminate

Drink: I love a good beer, I love a good whiskey, I love

Need NPR in my life (WNYC 93.9)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans have an uncanny ability to adapt, so chin up lad!

I do shudder at the notion of a world without Wait , Wait-- Don't Tell Me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
balancing my ideals with social norms; if a body should meet a body comin' through the rye;
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I excavated a fresh grave at the local psychiatric center's cemetery when I was a wee lad. The recently deceased was missing. We drank beer and sang in the grave. I am a romantic. This might frighten you. Rightfully so, so run. This might intrigue you, so ask. This might allure you, so let us dance on the cemetery of mankind to the music of the air at dusk.
You should message me if
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Despite the attempts at living in a post-gender world, it is still abundantly clear that some heteronormative customs are still quite alive and well-- in short, I will most likely message you first. So you should reply if you believe it worth your precious while.