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30 Astoria, NY Man


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  • Ages 21–34
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Last Online
Today – 2:12pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was born a few days shy of the expiration date for 1983 and when I expire , like Keats, maybe on my tombstone it shall read "here lies one whose name was writ in water."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I teach English for Students with Disabilities. it is a splendid gig and most likely the one that suits me best; I get to laugh a little with high schoolers , maybe teach them something English-y, but my real hope is that maybe I model for them what it is to be a good person so that maybe they will be a good person and the person they are good to will be good and it will really be all good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My epidermis is showing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Pillowman-McDonagh
Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters- Salinger
The Trial-Kafka
The Brothers Karamazov- Dostoevsky
The Master and Margarita- Bulgakov
The Border Trilogy- Cormac Macarthy
Sometimes a Great Notion- Kesey
Down and Out in Paris and London- Orwell
Where Men Win Glory- Jon Krakauer
Love is a Dog from Hell- Bukowski
Absences-James Tate
Benito Cereno- Melville
The Great Shark Hunt- HS Thompson
Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo- Oscar Zeta Acosta
Also love me some Taibbi, Neruda, Sharon Olds, Plath, Borges, Hemingway and that is good for now.

Movies: The Big Lebowski...The Master...Fargo...Raising Arizona...Mean Streets...Documentaries...Goodfellas...Apocalypse Now!...Happy Gilmore...cb4...stripes...I heart huckabees...Buffalo '66...Uncle Buck...Rushmore...Caddyshack...Blazing Saddles...Barfly

Shows:The Simpsons (Pre-season 11), Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The Office, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, Last Week, Tonight with John Oliver...the Wire

Music: Phish ... Fela Kuti...The Clash...Arcade Fire...Pete Rock...J-Dilla...Pavement...James Brown...beach house...sigur ros...radiohead...Neil Young...talking heads...Wilco...Marvin Gaye...Pink Floyd...Allman Bros...Miles Davis...-Z...P-Funk...Shuggie Otis...Jerry's dead but I still like the Grateful Dead...Sharon jones...

Food: I do not discriminate

Drink: I love a good beer, I love a good whiskey, I love

Need NPR in my life (WNYC 93.9)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans have an uncanny ability to adapt, so chin up lad!

I do shudder at the notion of a world without Wait , Wait-- Don't Tell Me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
one hand clapping, ya morons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spelled moccasin wrong on purpose during my 6th grade spelling bee.
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