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portifoy83

30 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a man not of the cloth but of the froth who believes that the single most important virtue a person can possess is empathy ya understand how I'm feelin'?

Bliss is Cooking breakfast on a Saturday morning while listening to "Car Talk" followed by "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!" in order to properly prepare for what will most likely be a good day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach English for Students with Disabilities. it is a splendid gig and most likely the one that suits me best; I get to laugh a little with high schoolers , maybe teach them something English-y but my real hope is that maybe I model for them what it is to be a good person so that maybe they will be a good person and the person they are good to will be good and it will really be all good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physiognomy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey you're tall, and you're not Hakeem Olajuwon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Pillowman-McDonagh
Raise High the Roofbeam, Carpenters- Salinger
The Trial-Kafka
The Brothers Karamazov- Dostoevsky
The Master and Margarita- Bulgakov
The Border Trilogy- Cormac Macarthy
Sometimes a Great Notion- Kesey
Down and Out in Paris and London- Orwell
Where Men Win Glory- Jon Krakauer
Love is a Dog from Hell- Bukowski
Absences-James Tate
Benito Cereno- Melville
The Great Shark Hunt- HS Thompson
Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo- Oscar Zeta Acosta
Also love me some Taibbi, Neruda, Sharon Olds, Plath, Borges, Hemingway and that is good for now.

Movies: The Big Lebowski...The Master...Fargo...Raising Arizona...Mean Streets...Documentaries...Goodfellas...Apocalypse Now!...Happy Gilmore...cb4...stripes...I heart huckabees...Buffalo '66...Uncle Buck...Rushmore...Caddyshack...Blazing Saddles...Barfly

Shows:The Simpsons (Pre-season 11), Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The Office, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Colbert Report, Last Week, Tonight with John Oliver...

Music: Phish ... Fela Kuti...The Clash...Arcade Fire...Pete Rock...J-Dilla...Pavement...James Brown...beach house...sigur ros...radiohead...Neil Young...talking heads...Wilco...Marvin Gaye...Pink Floyd...Allman Bros...Miles Davis...-Z...P-Funk...Shuggie Otis...Jerry's dead but I still like the Grateful Dead...Sharon jones...

Food: I do not discriminate

Drink: I love a good beer, I love a good whiskey, I love

Need NPR in my life (WNYC 93.9 holla)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans have an uncanny ability to adapt, so chin up lad!

I do shudder at the notion of a world without Wait , Wait-- Don't Tell Me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That's a tasty donut...

My, how The Onion hit close to home on that one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Psyched
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
everyone's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
You should message me if
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You are compassionate and well informed and understand that you really can't help but laugh; enjoy the company of others but understand that the company of oneself is also a very good thing...