Lets take a look at the evidence shall we: I mean genetically i pretty much hit the jackpot. tall, white, male, blue eyes, propensity for low body fat, AND a big dick. couldn't ask for much more. Now you're probably thinking, "Damn, that sounds like just what i need. But he didn't do anything to earn those fantastic traits." and you would be correct. I realize i was given gifts bestowed on a small percentage and have met enough people to know that being immensely attractive doesn't necessarily make you a good person. So lets continue, shall we: Educated, ambitious, diligent, athletic, musical (though i think that you're either born with an ear for beauty or not, so maybe i can't take credit for that), humble, and compassionate. That enough buzzwords for you? how about, wealthy, rich, loaded, ferragamo, mercedes. That should about cover it.
If you find all this intimidating, hey i don't blame you. I impress myself sometimes. Just remember i'm all about bringing people up to my level, instead of tearing them down.
Come bask in the absurdity of existence with me.