Lets take a look at the evidence shall we: I mean genetically i pretty much hit the jackpot. tall, white, male, blue eyes, propensity for low body fat, AND a big dick. couldn't ask for much more. Now you're probably thinking, "Damn, that sounds like just what i need. But he didn't do anything to earn those fantastic traits." and you would be correct. I realize i was given gifts bestowed on a small percentage and have met enough people to know that being immensely attractive doesn't necessarily make you a good person. So lets continue, shall we: Educated, ambitious, diligent, athletic, musical (though i think that you're either born with an ear for beauty or not, so maybe i can't take credit for that), humble, and compassionate. Im also very competitive, so I'm hoping ur okay with losing. At everything.
If you find all this intimidating, hey i don't blame you. I impress myself sometimes. Just remember i'm all about bringing people up to my level, instead of tearing them down.
Come bask in the absurdity of existence with me.