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poser_nick

27 San Jose, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh man, I can tell you that im really bad at writing about myself. I listen to a lot of comedy and podcasts. I probably eat too many burritos. My permanent bed head is a way of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Jiu-Jitsu and eating entire bags of cashews in one sitting. I'm cool with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Demolishing pizza buffets, rope swings, being on time, doing nothing for long periods of time, staying hydrated, and holding down the Netflix marathons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height for sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Cormac Mccarthy, William Gibson, George R.R Martin, and Warren Ellis.

Movies: Waynes World, The Wedding Singer, and The Shawshank Redemption

Shows: Madmen, Trailer Park Boys, Cartoons, Snuff Box, Tim and Eric, Attack On Titan, Adventure Time, and shitty reality TV.

Music: (at the moment) Alcest, In Control, Converge, The Pist, Jawbreaker, Indecision, The Ataris, and April Fools Day.

Podcasts: Doug Loves Movies, Hardcore History, Pod F Thomcast, and Radio lab.

Food: BURRITOS, pizza, and indian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ankle Socks
2. Lotion
3. Burritos
4. Summer weather
5. Coconut water
6. Law and Order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How every band should down tune, hypothetical mosh calls, whatever was on NPR during my drive to work, and Jiu-Jitsu.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends somewhere, at a show, watching Netflix in my room, out skating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
50 First Dates is an awesome movie. No shame.

Guilty pleasure: Non-ironically listening to Taylor Swift.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang out, drink too much coffee, drink beer, ride bikes, eat too much food, go to a pizza buffet, go to a sketchy bar, hike, or watch cartoons.