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37 M Salina, KS

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hope you have questions. Ask away! I've got lots to say if you read the questions/answers. I'm also on K!k if you try salinagoesdown as the name. Creative for my interests, right? ;)

I'm here for a physical relationship. I'm looking for someone with similar needs/interests. I'm not a bedpost notcher, and I'm not interested in sleeping with as many women as possible. I'd like to find that one that I really connect with physically, and have a no-strings mutual thing. I know, I'm dreaming, right?

Someone recently told me that they felt I was arrogant. I think it's because they read what I wrote below and realized they were wrong about Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene. Oh well. If you can't take being wrong about anything, you have a level of maturity that can't take the kind of relationship I'm looking for anyway. I'm an INFJ, and I'm a little opinionated sometimes. Often, though, I'm right. You can hold that against me if you want. The fact of the matter is that I am a thinker. I don't buy what anyone tells me without confirming it for myself. So if you're a bible beater, we are going to disagree on a lot of things. I'll also point out your many hypocritical views. It's my nature. It's not that I don't like you, quite the contrary. I like everyone. I just like to debate things that don't make sense. I like to make people think about their beliefs.

Here are some things in people's profiles that drive me crazy. I only list them so that we have something to talk about when you realize you have at least one of these things on yours, and you want to message me to yell at me:

-All of your pictures are making that ridiculous kissy face that women always do in selfies. You know the one: it looks like that fish in the tank that sucks the scum off the sides. Not flattering. Stop it.

-No one seems to know what "Wherefore" means in Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene. You'll Google the lyrics to "Fly Like a G6", but not classic literature? You should know, but if you don't, look it up. Not knowing that means that you missed the whole point of the play. She's upset that he is of the ONE family she is forbidden to love. Typical, right? Only want what you can't have...

-Stop saying that it's "not possible" for someone to be kinkier than you. It is. By the way, generally speaking, things like "always" and "never" rarely are. There is no wiggle room in those statements, and there is always room to wiggle. Oops. I just did it, didn't I? ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Onward and upward. Always.

I must interview exceptionally well, because I'm currently working at my second job that I'm grossly underqualified to do. I get these awesome opportunities, and it's only because I know myself really well and I love to learn new things. I get my foot in the door, and learn what I need to learn. Then I rock it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Randomness. Balancing on one foot while milking a cow. Being a smartass. ;)

I'm good at a lot of things. We should talk about them.

I'm good at feeling things out. I have a wicked sense of intuition. I often feel more than I know about people. That's a good thing most of the time. Sometimes, not so good.

I'm good at loving life for what it is. I see the good in things. I see what needs to be fixed, and I'm usually spot on about what needs to be done to fix them. That's a part of the personality type, I suppose. Evidently there are only 1 of us in every 100 people. I guess that makes me part of the 1%.

I'm good at thinking, figuring things out, discovering how things work, and then manipulating them to work better.

I'm good at having conversations. Learning. Watching. Being an observer.

I'm good at backpacking, and feeling the energy of nature. I'm good at starting a fire, even when everything is wet.

I'm an exceptional sleeper. I can sleep standing up if I need to. I've slept on the train in D.C. and learned to wake up at my stop.

I'm good at being a deeply patriotic citizen. I'm good at teaching others. I'm good with technology. I understand silicone and carbon based intelligences. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. I'd love for one of you to tell me, though, so that I can fill this out properly.

I'm different. In a good way. It doesn't take anyone long to figure that out if they talk to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to mention. Lets talk about it instead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to take the smartass approach to this question:

1. I could never do a cartwheel without hands.
2. I could never do a backflip without a trampoline.
3. I could never do my laundry without water.
4. I could never do a prostitute in Vegas without a rubber.
5. I could never do a moonwalk without first standing there for a long time marveling at the sight of earth floating in space.
6. I could never do the splits without my balls feeling like they would shoot out of my pants like watermelon seeds squeezed between slimy fingers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything...other people. I am an observant guy. I think about a lot of things that most people ignore or don't notice. I'm generally amused or disgusted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...doing something typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might be the only guy who prefers GIVING oral. Really. I love it.
You should message me if
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Message me if you like the idea of getting together and seeing what happens.