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37 M Salina, KS

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Yesterday – 6:12am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
I hope you have questions. Ask away! I've got lots to say if you read the questions/answers.

First, I feel I need to apologize on behalf of all of my male counterparts, who seem to be both dimwitted and unaware of their surroundings. As a guy, we don't get a ton of mail, but I'm sure it is just as bad having to deal with the plethora of "Sup baby? Wanna fuck?" emails on your side of things.

I have to express my disapproval about those who post pictures of their children on a dating site. If you have pictures of your kids on here, take them down. Think about the future, when they can look for any picture that has ever been posted of them on the web, and they see where you have plastered them. There are a lot of sick people out there. Posting pictures of your kids on a dating site exposes them to dangers that you should be protecting them from.

I'm done with the soap box.
What I’m doing with my life
Onward and upward. Always.
I’m really good at
Randomness. Balancing on one foot while milking a cow. Being a smartass. ;)

I'm actually quite visionary, it's getting to that vision that often poses the problems. Generally speaking, and trying not to sound arrogant, I'm pretty good at most of the things I undertake. I suppose that is a product of knowing myself well enough not to take on things I won't like or be good at doing combined with the fact that I have learned how I learn, so I tend to learn pretty easily. And I like to learn, so maybe what I'm really good at is being a nerd. :/
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. I'd love for one of you to tell me, though, so that I can fill this out properly.

I'm different. In a good way. It doesn't take anyone long to figure that out if they talk to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to mention. Lets talk about it instead.
The six things I could never do without
I'm going to take the smartass approach to this question:

1. I could never do a cartwheel without hands.
2. I could never do a backflip without a trampoline.
3. I could never do my laundry without water.
4. I could never do a prostitute in Vegas without a rubber.
5. I could never do a moonwalk without first standing there for a long time marveling at the sight of earth floating in space.
6. I could never do the splits without my balls feeling like they would shoot out of my pants like watermelon seeds squeezed between fingers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything...other people. I am an observant guy. I think about a lot of things that most people ignore or don't notice. I'm generally amused or disgusted.
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing something typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might be the only guy who prefers GIVING oral. Really. I love it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Message me if you like the idea of getting together and seeing what happens.

Message me if you laugh when you think about the fact that the only difference between snowmen and snow women is...snowballs! Ba-dum-psh!