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37 / M / Straight / Open relationship
- Last Online
- Mar 8
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Relationship Type
I'm different. In a good way. It doesn't take anyone long to figure that out if they talk to me.
1. I could never do a cartwheel without hands.
2. I could never do a backflip without a trampoline.
3. I could never do my laundry without water.
4. I could never do a prostitute in Vegas without a rubber.
5. I could never do a moonwalk without first standing there for a long time marveling at the sight of earth floating in space.
6. I could never do the splits without my balls feeling like they would split in two.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
Message me if you laugh when you think about the fact that the only difference between snowmen and snowwomen is...snowballs! Ba-dum-psh!
Message me if you are inclined to look someone in the eyes when they kiss you, especially during sex. That's awesome. ;)
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