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25 M Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on masters program
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Idiotic award winning digital journalist, photographer and blogger.

One of my best friend once told me I'm only a feminist to try and sleep with women. If that's true, then I am the worst feminist ever.

In all honesty I mainly joined here because another friend showed me this site and I found the enemy rating thing absolutely hilarious and I just wanted to see how many 'enemies' I have.

But meeting some cool people to talk to or whatever did seem like a good idea too since the town I'm from is painfully beige.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just finished Masters degree in Digital Journalism while still selling my soul part time to Tesco between doing various dubiously journalistic based things.

I blog about alternative music and photograph artists A LOT. You can have a look if you'd like: or look at the photos here:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Articulate moral outrage! I'm great at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think we have to roll with the obvious here. It's usually the ginger hair. And then the beard. Usually followed by some comment along the 'you have a ginger beard line'.

I can't imagine what I'd do without such people to remind me of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot, though truth be told its more non-fiction and articles than fiction these days but among my favorites are Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Leonard Cohen, Stephen Fry, Steig Larson, George Fraser. Jasper Fforde, Charlotte and Emily Bronte, Mary Shelly, Billy Bryson, David Eddings, Christopher Brookmyre, Lillian Braun...that's scratching the surface anyway.

Films is an odd one I love most of what I've seen but tend to see very little. I did get HEAVILY into Star Wars as kid and I've developed a thing for the Batman films as I got slightly older. Other than that just anything of real quality.

Music is a LONG one. My roots lie orignially in metal though most metal is terrible. I grew more into hardcore, punk and its various offshots from heavy music which is where my real loves lie. But I'm also really into jazz, classic rock and pop, electronic music, progressive music and more or less everything in between.

To give a vague idea of music my favorite artists include: Tom Waits, Sikth, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Beautiful South, Thrice, Miles Davis, Converge, The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Pink Floyd, Deftones, Devin Townsend, Aphex Twin, *shels, Shania Twain, Prince, John Coltrane, TesseracT, Bernhoft, Botch, Shadowboxer, Imogen Heap, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Justin Timberlake and Leonard Cohen and a whole world of other artists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art in its multitude of various forms (music, writing, visual forms)
Diet Coke
Interesting and wind swept companions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything. But that comes from doing a Philosophy degree I guess.

That and reading too much Douglas Adams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working unfortunately as it's one of my contracted shifts.

On the other hand come ten its my contracted time in the pub so it kind of works out. That or time in bed with a book and a good record. And a dram or glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've struggled reasonably heavily with depression in the past. Over the last couple of years I've gotten a really good hold on it and its not so much of an issue. But it's not something I'd ever hide from anyone. It is what it is.
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined. I'm always incredibly excited to meet new, interesting and windswept people.