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30 M Lake Charles, LA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28, 2005
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ah. The only mandatory question. Regardless, here it goes: I suppose I'm an easy to get along with kind of guy. All of my friends are undermedicated - and one day we'll all kill each other. Won't that be a scene. But, that's the way I like it. We party hard, sleep light, and still manage to somehow be annoyingly hyper-productive people. I'll pull it together one day...

I am idealistic, personable, and jasperin'
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, MSU drumline, singing in Surrealist operas, and having the time of my life. Mostly parlayin' with the Pimp Shit, my fraternity brothers, and the P.S. Navy (I'm Seaman T, lucky me). Recently, I recieved a mission..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, making other people think that I'm cute, dodging my roommate (it's an art, really), sleeping on couches every night, and always finding that post-cash hit (if you know what I mean). I recently tried my hand at the 20m dead poodle toss (Co-ed underhand division). Note: Due to personal moral and ethical obligations that I have against the previously mentioned event, I strongly suggest not to attempt it under any circumstances.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My daring wit, if not my uncanny charm. Or the fact that I'm a walking contradiction. Or maybe not. Maybe it's just my big Jew nose, although I'm Methodist...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Christ, what a question. Hmmm, Rules of Attraction, Basketball Diaries (again), Spun, Pi, The Don't Show, A Mighty Wind,Anchorman, basically anything that doesn't suck...and a lot of movies suck. Hardcore. I don't read as much as I should, but I like good literature. I like the classics, Sound and the Fury, All the King's Men, Confessions of a Frat Rat, etc. Kinda into poetry - Eliot, Frost, blah blah blah. Music...hmm...I'm a music major, fixing to get ready to go to grad school to get my Master's in Choral Conducting. I'm almost obsessed with 20th century Engish composers, but I try to keep that to myself. James Taylor, Crosby Stills and Nash (Young), Snoop, the Neptunes, Weezer, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann (I've a penchant for lesbian music), JeeBles and KaGe (I bask in your divine art of rocking). Food's good, I like that it's around. Starving is only cool to people who think that it makes them artists. [It's kind of like that kid with those damned Reeboks with the air pumps. You know, back in '95? Dion Sanders albums, Dumb and Dumber - it should all be coming back. I mean, you had the air pumps too, but theirs was CO2 powered, and you had to pump yours manually! Blasted technology. Anyway, that's how those annoying ass starving-only-because-it's-cool=artists are. Bitches.] Grub on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sorry ass sense of humor, my older brother (the RoHizzle, Razzle Dazzle), my friends, transportation, milk, and Swoll. Exposition on the Swoll: Her real name is Megan. We've known each other for 15 years. 15 - Fuck. Anyway, we're the biggest retards ever. Seriously. We have a special handshake, which really isn't a handshake at all... but we do wipe our noses on each other. I composed an arrangement of Ba, Ba, Black Sheep that will send her into coniptions. She once pleaded with me for HOURS to fuck her titties. She's always down for lesbian porn, and is trying to lick me as we speak. Finis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, all at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the club mingling and trying to find the nasty, nasty hoes (and shutting them down), getting into more trouble than necessary with Stephen and Wes,making a scene by being the best white boy dancer the South has ever seen (but only with Teena), sleeping off Thursday night, reading the Last Days of Socrates [Bill and Ted] while trying to prevent nasal bleeding (you know, the usual).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory would be TOTALLY hilarious if all the roles were played by Sean Connery. (Just think, "I've got a golden ticket! I've got a golden ticket!" Or, "You've got to belch Charlie!" It'd be funny, I promise.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You feel like chatting, you know, bullshit.