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Hey I'm Dan... Here's what I like...
-Going to movies alone (but looking for someone to come with
-Bowling For Soup
-Chicken Pad Thai
-Listening to my Love/Depressed Spotify Playlist
-My Cat Zooey
-Vodka and 7-up
You can check out my blog over at... www.danpounder.com
...yeah, I have my own domain name, best $30 a year I spend!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work usually seven days a week. So free time is hard to come by,
but I make it work. I work at Starbucks Monday - Friday. Then at a
talk radio station on the weekends. Radio is ideally what I would
like to be doing full time, so I'm working on finding a full time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Observing people... I consider myself really good with people. I
think I have very different and fresh approach while dealing with
the general public that people find refreshing when they talk to
me... maybe it's because I treat them like a person and not fake
I can be very dry/sassy/sarcastic and it's something that I LOVE
about myself. I'm quick with one liners and can improv pretty well
in any situation.
Listening... It's something I love to do! If you're someone close
to me, and you need to vent or someone to talk to I would be the
first person you turn to. I'm that damn good! (I've always wanted
to be a psychiatrist, but that would include college, reading and
studying and I'd rather kill myself)
...see what I did there? Suicide... psychiatrist... okay, I'm done.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair... "What color red is that?" "Is it natural?" "How do you
get it so perfect like that?" ...my responses, "Auburn, strawberry
blondeish" "Yeah... most of it!" "...because when you're perfect,
My Laugh... I have, at times an infectious laugh. Laughing is
something I do a lot of... and when I start to cackle and cough...
that means you're important to me.
My Last Name... my screen name isn't just some sex innuendo,
Pounder is my last name. I'm a gay male who's last name is,
Pounder. It's both fucking ridiculous and fucking brilliant!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Why read? ...they'll make a movie, eventually.
Movies: Here's a few favorites, but let's just say I have over 500
DVD's and Blu-Ray's. I may have a problem...
-The Lost Boys
-The Big Lebowski
-Set It Off
-From Dusk 'Til Dawn
Shows: Don't have cable anymore, but what that really means is I'm
cheap and download everything...
-Real Time With Bill Maher
-Rupaul's Drag Race
-Parks and Rec
Music: Without it... I wouldn't exist. Too many artists and bands
to list... but here a few favorites.
-Bowling For Soup
-Tegan and Sara
-ETC... (I'm all over the place when it comes to music)
Food: I guess you could call me a picky eater? ...but at the same
time I'm always up for trying something new? Does that make sense?
-Steak and Mashed Potatoes
Side note: Cheescake and Pumpkin Pie are both disgusting and should
be banned from existence. I understand if you just hit the back and
or block button.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general... I'm not a religious person at all. I respect it,
but I also think it's the burden our world carries on it's
Death... it both freaks me out and interests me at the same time,
Mostly because I have a recurring dream that I'm going to wake up
at 80 years old and realize I'm all alone and then realize I have
Alzheimer's and feel that feeling every morning... I even have my
funeral songs picked out. Yeah... I'm THAT guy! (Oh
My Family... my Mom is one of nine kids, so I have a ton of family
on her side and we are all VERY close. Without them I would be
lost. They are my heart and soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smelling of milk and espresso! So I'll go home after work shower
probably eat something unhealthy for dinner and then either curl up
in bed with a good movie or browse the internets or out with
friends whether it's a movie, drinking, clubbing or dinner.
I'm a 50/50 going out or staying in kind of guy. I love to go out
and mingle with people and with my friends... but I'm also a
homebody and love to stay in and be lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a crier... like it's kind of ridiculous. My heart is huge and
any little thing gets me.
I used to dance... Yes, like Tap, Jazz, Ballet kind of dance. I
danced for 10 years from age 4-14. Quitting is the biggest regret
in my life and I'd say I probably think about everyday.
Roseanne Barr... is my second mother. I have all nine seasons on
DVD and I watch the show every night before going to sleep. I
LITERALLY just go through season by season and then start over. I
can even name episodes and tell you which season it's in... It's
kind of scary, but fucking AMAZING!
You should message me if
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...you've made this far and haven't hit the block or back
I'm an awesome guy with a big heart and a ton of laughs. I'm
looking to date and be in a relationship. ...and by relationship I
mean the old fashion way... minus the two penises part, that's not
old fashion. I want somebody that I can call mine, make me laugh,
challenge me and make me a better person... and I'll do the same.
Hell, I'll even cook you dinner... housewife style!
Anyways, thanks for visiting my profile. Here's a quote I live
"Whatever You Do In Life Will Be Insignifigant... But It Is Very
Important That You Do It Anyway." -Ghandi
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