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27 Tempe, AZ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:47pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring polymath.

I want to go in so many directions.

I've moved around a lot.Lived in 5 states.
Stayed in AZ for a few years to take care of my mom, now I'm free to wander again.
(I think I'll be moving to the Denver area next year, if things go smoothly.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-cosmetology/dying hair
-cooking (& doctoring recipes)
-neck/back massages
-scalp massages (I don't hand those out very often)
-cat wrangling

I'm not really good at, but like doing/am interested in:
Art, Photography, Bicycling (evening bike rides are fun in the summer), Pilates & a little yoga, Reading, I make jewelry every so often..., Sewing/altering clothes, Swimming, Drawing (poorly), Rollerblading, Writing short stories & poetry but it's been a long time...(I need something to incite my creative side. It's been slumbering for awhile.)

I want to learn glass blowing. I could make some gorgeous things. :D (jewelry, vases, trinkets, etc)

I like to work out. I find I'm a much happier person when I am active rather than with a sedentary lifestyle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like zombie movies, Harry Potter, Kevin Smith (influenced by my brother, who has never smoked weed, Ever.) Tarantino films, Movies made from books by Chuck Palahniuk, Grandma's Boy, Drop Dead Gorgeous,

Archer, The Simpsons, Shameless, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bones (I like the Forensic anthro & entomology. in the show, but the drama they include is usually so dumb), True Blood, Bates Motel, Rick & Morty

There's too many books to list. I read pretty often.

some of my favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk, Anne Rice, Stephen King,
George RR Martin, Francine Pascal (Fearless series, not SVH!!) Charlaine Harris, Roald Dahl, J.K. Rowling,

Rilo Kiley. OK Go. Muse. April March. A Fine Frenzy. One Republic. Billy Joel. Johnny Cash. Prince. The Beatles. Magnetic Fields. Kimya Dawson. The Flaming Lips. The Postal Service. Daft Punk. Queens of the Stone Age. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Radiohead. Lily Allen.
(I'm forgetting like 75%....I'll add to this someday)

I love making Italian food. I make an amazing Alfredo sauce. :)
Mexican food is something I'm almost always in the mood for. <3 or BBQ :] (or sliders from Chompies. I love their brisket)
I love breakfast burritos. they're a guilty pleasure of mine. (& excellent food for curing a hangover!!!)
I will eat nearly anything with potatoes. yum. =) excluding anything with mayo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a furry friend or several.
actual books
Coconut oil. <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Preposterousness of a lot of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skyping with friends in IA, FL or my brother in China,

Wandering around Phoenix with friends

Creating/painting/sewing/stitching/dyeing something.

On Stumblepon/youtube/ or Netflix with some random beer. craft beers are pretty neat. :]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
shows: Archer, The Simpsons, Shameless,Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Bones, True Blood, Superjail, Bates Motel, Rick & Morty

There's too many books to list. I read pretty often.
I just started re-reading Sabriel by Garth Nix. ( found it in a box of my old stuff that hadn't been opened since 1999 :) I need to find the other 2 books!

some of my favorite authors:
Chuck Palahniuk, Roald Dahl, Anne Rice, Stephen King, George RR Martin, Charlaine Harris, J.K. Rowling,

Rilo Kiley. MGMT. Shiny Toy Guns. OK Go.Muse. April March. A Fine Frenzy.Basement Jaxx. One Republic [NOT One Direction!] Billy Joel. Johnny Cash. Prince. The Beatles. The Pixies. Ratatat.Magnetic Fields. Kimya Dawson.The Flaming Lips.The Postal Service. Daft Punk.

I like to cook, but going out to eat is fun as well.

I love making Italian food.
Mexican food is amazing. <3
I love breakfast burritos. they're a guilty pleasure of mine.
I will eat nearly anything with potatoes. yum. =) unless mayonnaise is involved.
I really like sushi but am wary to eat it anymore due to recent disasters (gulf oil & Fukushima)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Have some shared interests with me.
Are not allergic to cats.
Grammatically competent
Emotionally stable & sincere.

Stop sending erotic short stories. I feel like the editor for a really bad erotica zine.
It's awkward & has become too repetitive to funny.