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powerchessboy

40 M Cheltenham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To summarise oneself is considerably harder than it looks. Part of the difficulty is cramming what one knows of one's self into a witty and desirable paragraph.

One thing I do know is that I am not is desperate; nor am I willing to settle for mediocrity. I also know that I possess the ability to love while bearing the capacity to be loved.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking garden furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard containing crumbs and the pungent smell of disappointment and farts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Musings here
http://www.dharmamonkey.co.uk

Music likes here.
http://www.last.fm/user/Leonmonkeyhead

Film likes here.
http://www.imdb.com/list/wH4te5bL0L8/?publish=save

Authors and books - Paul Auster, Walter Benjamin, JRR Tolkien, Franz Kafka, Haruki Murakami, Roland Barthes, Noam Chomsky.

I love storytelling, both orally and visually.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen
Water
Food
Conversation
Music
Cinema
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Temporal autonomous zones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rewriting my okcupid profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It seems like time is something I don't have much of these days. So I am trying to avoid people who either consciously or unconsciously make me engage in a fruitless investment of energy, money, attention and most importantly time.

The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.