If you want to know more about me I wrote some explanations in my questions. But here's a few random things:
I was born in New Orleans
The longest time I ever spent at one school was my graduate program at LSU I just completed
I have tattoos of children making offerings on my calfs. They are my metaphysical offspring but when asked in the street (happens all the time) I just tell people they are my children and they usually leave me alone.
I have been told by almost any person I've ever slept in the same space with that I say weird things in my sleep "the watermelon isn't for everyone"
I was a camp counselor of some sort for 7 summers. Don't get in a water balloon fight with me.
In high school I worked at Chuck E. Cheese and got fired for letting my stoned friends have free tokens to play ski ball
I have an English degree I don't use.
Favorite joke: Did you hear about those corduroy pillows? Well, they're making headlines.