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25 Norristown, PA Man


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  • Ages 18–27
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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One day I will write the perfect self-summary, a true masterpiece that will fuel message upon endless message from all that bare witness to it's everlasting greatness.

Until then, this is me. I do artsy things sometimes, I write, I work a lot, play some golf here or there, go on adventures whenever possible and generally try to get the best out of life that I can right now without compromising my future.
What I’m doing with my life
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Maybe one day this section will be devoted to the fantastic dream job I have searched for all my life. Today is not that day. I'm an everyday working class type, but that's not what I plan for the rest of my life.

Also, I'm just in the beginning stages of picking up road biking, if anyone wants to throw pointers my way I am totally all ears and very appreciative!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make pretty good food when I want to and have a bit of an artistic side.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have very eloquent eye lashes, or so I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Franz Kafka, Ernest Hemingway, J.D. Sallinger, Richard Wright, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Baldwin, Arthur Conan Doyle, etc. I also like different Japanese works. And comics.

The Doors, St. Vincent, Tool, Gorillaz, Beirut, Daft Punk, Feist, Thao & The Get Down Stay Down, The Black Keys, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Happy Apple, Capital Cities. I'm incredibly eclectic. You should see my Spotify account.

I watch a wide variety of movies. Anything from the 30's to today. I guess I'm a film nerd, though I tend to stay away from most horror films, especially if they're gore-heavy. Doesn't do anything for me. If it's a Marvel movie, I probably love it. Favorites include: On the Waterfront, The Best Years of Our Lives, The Good The Bad & The Ugly trilogy, North by Northwest, Star Wars, TDK trilogy, the Grand Budapest Hotel, Marvel movies, all the Marvel movies... etc. etc. etc. We could be here all day.

Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who and Top Gear (UK) are the only shows I can think of that I make it a point to watch when they premier. Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo and Fringe are three of the greatest shows ever made. I also love David Tennant's The Doctor.

Radio/podcasts: This American Life, Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! and Radio Lab.

Comedians: John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Hannibal Buress, Mike Birgbiglia...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art (in all forms)
Contact lenses
Cars (Mostly old Volkswagens)
Golf (more so playing than watching, but I like both)
Clutch pencils. Best art invention evarrrr.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"The subtle and difficult world outside warm afghans."

"Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion."

"Once you grow up, democracy is not so pure."

"I've always thought comparisons were useless and ugly. It is a short cut to thinking."

"Life and death, they're just two halves of nature. Neither one is right, neither one is wrong. They fight each other, like all great cosmic concepts do, and every now and then, one gets the upper hand."

"Wow, those are some bad roaches. I blame the schools."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably getting ready for an early start Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I miss being 18 and thinking that I knew everything. Now I'm 25 and don't think I know anything.
You should message me if
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You'll let me introduce you to Fringe.

You find this as amazing as I do:

You want to be friends. In all seriousness, I like people to talk nerdy with, so that whole thig is very welcomed.

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