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24 M Norristown, PA

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Working on university
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Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
One day I will write the perfect self-summary, a true masterpiece that will fuel message upon endless message from all that bare witness to it's all-encompassing greatness.

Until then, I'm JP and this is me. I do artsy things sometimes, I write sometimes, I work a lot, play some golf here or there, go on adventures whenever possible and generally try to get the best out of life that I can right now without compromising my future (for the most part... I think?).

If you're interested, this is my tumblr. Sometimes, I say clever things on it. Most of the time it's probably just typical tumblr nonsense though.
What I’m doing with my life
burritos. All the burritos.
I’m really good at
Latin interpretive dance... But seriously, I make pretty good food and I once rode a bicycle to Canada (no I didn't).
The first things people usually notice about me
I have very eloquent eye lashes, or at least this is what I've recently been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Franz Kafka, Ernest Hemingway, Sallinger, Richard Wright, F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Baldwin, Arthur Conan Doyle, etc. I also like different Japanese works. And comics.

The Doors, St. Vincent, Tool, Gorillaz, Beirut, Daft Punk or The Black Keys are probably what I listen to with the most frequency, but I'm incredibly eclectic. You should see my Spotify account.

I watch a wide variety of movies. Anything from the 30's to today. I guess I'm a film nerd, though I tend to stay away from most horror films, especially if they're gore-heavy. Doesn't do anything for me. If it's a Marvel movie, I probably love it.

TV is sort of weird thing for me. I usually catch up to shows on Netflix or Hulu if I really like them. Off the top of my head, Game of Thrones, Space Dandy and Top Gear (UK) are the only shows I can think of that I make it a point to watch when they premier. Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo and Fringe are three of the greatest shows ever made.

Radio/podcasts: I love listening to This American Life, Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! and Radio Lab.

Comedians: John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Hannibal Buress.
The six things I could never do without
Art (in all forms)
Contact lenses
Cars (Mostly old Volkswagens)
Golf (more so playing than watching, but I like both)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"The subtle and difficult world outside warm afghans."

"Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion."

"Once you grow up, democracy is not so pure."

"I've always thought comparisons were useless and ugly. It is a short cut to thinking."

Who coined the term cool beans?
On a typical Friday night I am
Holed up in the motel "Ritz" with a televangelist.

At the bottom of a swimming pool with all the water out of it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I miss being 18 and thinking that I knew everything. Now I'm 24 and don't think I know anything.

The ending to True Detective choked me up. The feeeeelllsss.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are very excited for Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm very excited for Guardians of the Galaxy.