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45 Taylor, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 22
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I can't play with power tools anymore because I like my fingers where they are. I used to work in construction/remodeling, but my spasms, twitches and jerks have made that impossible.

I'm looking for a friend to spend time with, emphasis on friend. It gets lonely out here in Taylor. Someone to watch movies with or just talk. You must love dogs. I have 2 little terriers that stay close to me.

If things go well, maybe we can become cuddle buddies, and if that works out, then who knows.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a extremely rare neurological disease. It's one of those that most doctors look at you funny and say, huh? I found a great doctor in Round Rock who is familiar with it and has put me on monthly treatments, two days a month with a 3 day recovery period. I don't mind because it seems to be helping a lot! I can walk again unassisted, which is huge to me. I want my independence back and I'm hoping to be able to drive again some day. I'm not able to work so I try to fill my time doing creative things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at sleeping and taking care of my dogs. Those little terriers (terrorists) can be a handful, but I think they are happy having me as a mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stagger without being drunk. Stagger is cooler than swagger, by the way. I fall down sometimes. My youngest brother takes me to my appointments. He thinks it would be funny if Williamson County arrested me for public intoxication. He says a cavity search will build my character, and I don't think he's talking about my teeth. Twisted humor runs in my family. It didn't come from my mom, I'm sure of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Dean Koontz books but will read any fiction! Anita Blake series, Charlaine Harris, any supernatural based book. The more outrageous the book, the better. I recently read "A Confederacy of Dunces", a phenomenal book.

Movies: Beetlejuice, The Princess Bride, But I'm A Cheerleader, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hellraiser, House of 1000 Corpses (most Rob Zombie films), Snatch, Crash (with James Spader), Blue Velvet, Bound, Fight Club, Tombstone, and more I can't think of right now. Almost all of Quentin Tarantino's movies are fantastic! Movies where chicks kick ass are the best!! Really stupid movies make me laugh, for instance, Megashark versus Supercroc. Sharknado was great for laughs too. Absolutely ridiculous. I also really enjoy movies with no plot but a lot of explosions.

TV shows: The Strain, Penny Dreadful (I'm playing catch up with both), I'm over zombies. Give me something more interesting and plausible. The dead coming back to life and being mobile is just ridiculous. My psychiatrist agrees with me on that one. They've had their time, now die, for real.

As for food, I love Chinese, Mexican, and Thai, to name a few. But also cheeseburgers, BBQ, and anything with potatoes in it.

I'm having some issues with food lately. Applesauce, protein drinks, Naked juices, and yogurt are about all I really want to eat. I'm hoping that's temporary.

My music tastes vary from hour to hour depending on my mood. Hard rock, hip hop, techno, dance, opera, classical. I think most people my age don't give hip hop and rap a chance, but there are some true poets out there and many lyrics where you have to have a good understanding of the subject, football, basketball, current affairs, etc., to understand the reference. I absolutely love Busta Rhymes, he makes me want to dance. There's a new guy out there named Machine Gun Kelly, MGK, a white guy from Cleveland. He has this awesome song where he mixes The Go-Go's "We've Got The Beat" with some really sick (great) lyrics. It's genius. He also does a techno rap song, "Welcome To The Rage", that again is something that has never been done before. I can't get enough of it. I wish more musicians would mix genres. It makes for great music.

There will be no fantasy football for me this year due to some breakups in the family. I could play in a public league but it's just not the same. For instance, a cocky 16 year old jumps online and says "can't I get some competition here?" Then I play him the next week and have the best week of my life and drop 215 points on his scrawny little head. I'll wait until next year and try to buy into a high dollar keeper league. Maybe the RB situation won't be so dire. Also, there are several MMA series happening, TUF, Bellator, WSOF, so I have lots of fights to watch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, pets, food, laughter, sleep, football, Xbox, my new hobby of making things out of rubber bands and really comfortable pajamas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
According to my family, thinking can cause me pain and possible permanent brain damage, therefor I try not to.

Occassionaly, I will have an idea but I have to be super sweet to them because they are in a scary place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching MMA, watching a movie, playing a video game, or doing some arts and/or craft project. Or sleeping. I like sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My favorite football team will go unnamed, although they have done better these past few years than in previous decades. I have a shirt that says "Just One Before I Die" with a small NFL Championship logo at the top and a small team logo on the bottom. I get a lot of strange looks when I wear that shirt.

There's a funny story behind how they became my team and it has to do with the same brother who thinks it would be good for me to get arrested. He's a funny guy with a twisted sense of humor. I love that guy more than he can understand. For taking me to my appointments, for answering my calls in the middle of the night, and because he can always make me laugh, usually at myself, and that is awesome!
You should message me if
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You are compassionate, patient, affectionate, and not scared.
You also have to be willing to drive out to Taylor to meet me.
There are times when I can arrange to stay downtown for a few days.

I am not interested in one night stands, hook ups, etc.