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pparkiheart

42 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 37–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Started my second business with my sister. Working on making it go viral.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humor.. Can you be good at humor? Probably not. I have a gift for pointing out celebrity "Look-A-Likes".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tend to notice my eyelashes and cheekbones. My laugh can be pretty infectious...I’ve been told…and not by a doctor...:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Magazines:
Donna Hay (cooking magazine), Gourmet, Epicurious, Time Magazine, Detroit City is the Place to Be, Swallow Magazine.

Movies/TV:
Como Agua Para Chocolate, Moulin Rouge, Jaws, Robo Cop, The Way We Were (Vintage Robert Redford), How I Met Your Mother, New Girl, Breaking Bad, Frontline, PBS News Hour, Charlie Rose, Mindy Project, Mr. Selfridge... and yes.. TMZ.

Food:/Restaurants:
All foods- Dives and fancy places, restaurants in supermarkets, stalls in streets, walk-up windows. Hot Doug's (but I do get free food.). I kind of love it all.

Music:
All kinds-De La Soul, The Pharcyde, Beastie Boys, Daft Punk, Portishead, La Roux, Alex Clare, Michael McDonald, Stephen Bishop, James Taylor, Etta James, Nina Simone, Horace Silver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith
Food/Cooking
Bialetti & coffee grinder
Laughter
My family
Work ethic
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEO
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away!” - Liz Lemon

One of these is true....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are looking for a best friend and mate that is amazing, funny, loyal, independent, and sincere.

- You have actually read my profile and we have common goals/interests.

-You're reasonably together, stable, and not in transition in some way.
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-If I think we are a good fit, I'll reply back.

Please DON'T contact me if you think I'm "Pretty", "Sexy", or want to hook up. 100% not going to happen.

*PLEASE ..no more emails from 20 something shirtless beefcakes in boxer shorts…uggg.