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28 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please, tell me about the f@cking golf shoes, man!

I'm Paul, and that's all you need to know. Stop reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What did I just say? ! Ugh alright.

I'm currently working for Habitat For Humanity of Greater Indianapolis. Soon to be of Hancock County. Why you ask? We're opening up a new thrift store and someone has to manage it. I love my job, and wouldn't give it up for a cubicle job that pays twice as much. no I won't give in. Also currently working hard training to become a firefighter.

I spend my time deferring my student loans and try not to think about them. Sallie is a bitch. Other things I enjoy doing are working out, which on top of work I don't feel like doing anything too active during the week, so I spend a lot of time reading, playing board games with friends (catan and lords of waterdeep, and certain embarrassing dice rolling games are my favorite), making music (guitar, singing, and messing with music software).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Greek.
Witty retorts.
Being a walking Wikipedia of music.
Lifting heavy shit.
Bowling, I've bowled in leagues and tournaments since 4th grade.
Swimming, I'm a fucking Pisces. Probably the biggest thing I miss about Idaho is cliff diving. If you haven't done it, you haven't lived.
One Liners.
Observational Humor.
Hacky sack.
Games in general. I usually win at any kind of game. Don't get too sour over it.
Numbers....Always had a knack for math and science and I really regret going for a accounting degree, I will never use it unless it's for nonprofit. I eventually plan on going back to school for something in the sciences and teach.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My odd sense of humor. I cross the line into weird on a daily basis.
Been told my smile, lips, and eyes I guess. I also have very long eyelashes for a guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Sirens of Titan, Saughterhouse five, and Breakfast of Champions are my favorites so far), Frankenstein, Contact by Carl Sagan, Voltaire, Through the looking glass, 1984, Animal Farm, Anarchist Cookbook, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Really anything that's innovative, mind expanding, weird/Hunter s. Thompson-ish, or any sort of science (evolution and biology mostly).

Movies: I sit on my ass and watch too many for my own good and I often get carried away quoting them. I watch a lot of Independent, documentaries, Dark Comedies, and Horror movies. Short List: Natural Born Killers, A Scanner Darkly, Old Boy, House of a Thousand Corpses, A Clockwork Orange, Koyaanisqatsi, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Mystery Team, Humboldt County, Visioneers, Office Space, Idiocracy.

Shows: Don't watch much TV, don't know who would want to schedule their lives around a television. I'm a sucker for PBS though: Nova, Austin City Limits, Nature (stereotypical hipster statement). Thanks to the internet/Netflix I've gotten into shows such as Breaking Bad, Dexter, Tim and Eric Awesome show: Great Job, Portlandia, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Flight of the Conchords, Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Superjail!, South Park.

Music: Wow, where do I begin? There is something I like in every genre. I listen to mostly to Electronic (Infected Mushroom, DeadMau5, Skrillex, 1200 Micrograms), Rock/Metal (Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Anything Les Claypool shits out, Black Keys, The Black Angels, Arctic Monkeys, Led Zeppelin, Rammstein), Funk/fusion/Ska (Dead Kenny G's, Tom Waits, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, The Mad Caddies), Classical (Mozart, Stravinsky, Chopin, Shuman, Philip Glass) 88.7 The Diamond is probably the only radio station I listen to other than NPR, especially while driving in the rain.

Food: Sushi, Thai, and cardboard
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music.
2. My sanity
3. Books.
4. Friends.
5. The ability to keep asking questions.
6. See #1
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The universe, humans do not look up (or out, if you want to be scientfic about it) enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nerding out, tabletop rpgs with some friends, putting back few few microbrews. If I'm in for the night I'm either reading, working on the piano, exploring new music, watching netflix, masturbating furiously to midget porn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I take baths with clowns.
You should message me if
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If you like talking about books and music.
If you listen to Infected Mushroom you are automatically my friend.
Wanna go on a bike ride.
If you think 88.7 The Diamond is the best radio station in Indianapolis.