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56 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

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Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
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Unemployed
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Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Okay)

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I am charlatan, cozener, and enticer.

My Self-Summary

"I love a good story well told, an inspired work of art and women." - Me

"I’m not an abstractionist. I’m not interested in the relationship of color or form or anything else. I’m interested only in expressing basic human emotions: tragedy, ecstasy, doom, and so on." - Mark Rothko

"Why do you try to understand art? Do you try to understand the song of a bird?" - Pablo Picasso

"Painting is the most beautiful of all arts. In it, all sensations are condensed; contemplating it, everyone can create a story at the will of his imagination and.. with a single glance.. have his soul invaded by the most profound recollections; no effort of memory, everything is summed up in one instant. A complete art which sums up all the others and completes them." - Paul Gauguin

What I’m doing with my life

"Most people go to their graves with their music still inside them" - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Right now I'm trying to avoid that.

I’m really good at

Drinking.
Looking busy at work when I'm really not.

The first things people usually notice about me

People don't notice me. It's a skill. I'm a modern day ninja. If you think you see me you are probably mistaken.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books, Movies, Music and food. This just ends up being a list, but I'll try.

My father used to say "ya know son, I buy ya books send you to school and what do you do? You screw the teacher" boy I miss my dad.

More later...I'm working on this.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why I fall in love with the wrong women. It never fails. I must have had faulty wiring as a kid.

On a typical Friday night I am

Cleaning the cat box. Do I know how to live or what?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...and how he got there I'll never know.

You should message me if

If you are feeling lucky.