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25 M Somerville, MA

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Last Online
Today – 4:58am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Rules follow me. Extraordinarily absurd and surreal adventures result.

Infinitely, unconventionally curious. Liege to none and all, student of healing, disciple of human potential.

If the following isn't amusing enough, you are entitled to a time refund. Please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to The Providers of the Hourglass, ∞ Existence Boulevard, Vast Multiverse.

I've rambled in these text boxes, but have started to save most of it for real-time chat.

What I’m doing with my life
Wanting to dress in powdered wigs/full 17th/18th century regalia, followed by cruising around and blasting classical music.

Contemplating how to shape bits of the universe into something more pleasant. Explains my degree/entrepreneurial itch.

Attempting to write lyrics to the Justice League Unlimited theme, largely using the tagline "Everybody flies, nobody dies."

Tutoring, perhaps some regulatory work soon. Also, the best stories come from unusual assignments or sources of income.
I’m really good at
Demon hunting. Getting everything on the Costco shopping list in record time while the Mario Kart 64 'Starman' theme plays in my head.

Mentally attributing sound effects to many events.
The first things people usually notice about me
Audacious and/or tactful.
A goal of my style is a bit of everyday formality, if at all possible.

Often moving way too fast or unpredictably for my surroundings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reggae, jazz, disco, techno/electronica.

Pasta, pizza, calzones, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks, soft pretzels.

Malcolm Gladwell's books (easily digestible anecdotes, not so much the future of psychology) Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth.

Plenty of other stuff.

No serious desire for friends or dates with the same interests, mutual respect for each other's favorites is most important.
The six things I could never do without
Backwards long jumping in Mario 64, fire in a variety of colors, those scooping things that make snowballs for you, jump kicks, music that does not take itself entirely seriously, Keanu Reeves.

Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with money/resources, and a nice scarf & warm overcoat.

The avatar-essence of mediocre frozen yogurt, Dark Montague,
a bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality, and discount vulgar frog™ toothpaste.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the world would be like with more corrupted politicians, in the sense of 'software error' instead of 'self-serving and greedy'.

(False) etymologies.

The fact that there is a compound named bis(pinacolato)boron, and whether it's been found in tropical drinks.

Does the phrase "Void where prohibited by law" grant formal permission to use the bathroom in illegal places?

Those secret little characters hidden in the num-pad. ♦♣♠♥
On a typical Friday night I am
Challenging the sun to a nuclear fusion contest.

Regular game/move night is Saturday, so this one is a crapshoot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes still confuse Philadelphia and Pennsylvania, for what I think is an acceptable reason.

It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry impression.

I'm related to a famous folk singer and an infamous televangelist.

Quidquid Latine dicitur, altum videtur: unum mei genus meretur mori, et Gallia est circummingenda omnibus.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to shatter the notion of normalcy, at least in the sense that it can be restrictive.

You know where to find (or create) inexpensive art, which I collect, or want to compare creative endeavors.

Age doesn't matter for friendly conversation, humanity is not a function of years. Dating, it's a tad bit more important.