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∞ Being Boulevard, Vast Multiverse.
The world is full of treasure and hidden secrets, intangible or tangible alike. I am always seeking these.
Somewhere outside of mainstream and rebellion alike, enjoying existence.
Recently I've been:
Bowling - which makes me think, how DID they set the pins by hand?
Removing water chestnuts from the Mystic River, of which there are a surprising amount. Thanks, Harvard botanist who imported them.
Watching Coen Brothers movies and being amazed I never saw them before. Fargo is the perfect mixture of calm and intense.
Tarantino films are a similar brand of unusual.
Casual pyrotechnics, including accidentally making fireworks. No, it wasn't actually that bad, but the popping noise was unexpected.
Making spicy pulled pork pizza. Did you know the sauce doesn't always have to be plain tomato? That's the future, dudes.
So far I've been hard to faze (unless I'm made to laugh, which thankfully is pretty often) while also not shying away from most to all topics of conversation.
~ Pasta, pizza, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks, soft pretzels.
The description-defying Old Spice commercials of the last few years.
Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth, any nonfiction that makes the mundane interesting.
Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with money/resources, and something I can only put into words as "the amazing feeling of just existing."
A bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality.
"The failure mode of clever is asshole", a phrase which makes the world a lot more understandable.
"There is time to be lost", initially used in a silly internet video but is actually quite profound. Similarly, wisdom in strange or accidental places.
It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry impression.
I also want to be able to make the static sound generated by old television sets.
If you want to play a randomly generated game of TEXT ADVENTURE™,
I am experienced in generating surrealist landscapes with only a moment's notice.