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As rebellion is often another type of mainstream behavior, I listen
to neither one in coming up with my own life-strategies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a knowledge mercenary (tutoring). It's fulfilling to watch
people make sense of things. I'm also open to something new if it's
related to the entrepreneurial and scientific passions I've
cultivated as natural results of my curiosity.
Recently I've been:
Bowling - which makes me think, how DID they set the pins by
Removing water chestnuts from the Mystic River, of which there are
a surprising amount. Thanks, Harvard botanist who imported
Watching Coen Brothers movies and being amazed I never saw them
before. Fargo is the perfect mixture of calm and intense.
I’m really good at
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Attempting to be resourceful, either making the most of what I have
or acquiring new things. I once won a few gift certificates just by
leaving my computer alone. I recently got 2,000 plastic forks
shipped to me for free, and you'll never know what I did with
Casual pyrotechnics, including accidentally making fireworks. No,
it wasn't actually that bad, but the popping noise was
Making spicy pulled pork pizza. Did you know the sauce doesn't
always have to be plain tomato? That's the future, dudes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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For lack of a better term, I flow. Overcoats and scarves when the
weather allows, plus fast walking speed, combine into something
like a slow blur.
So far I've been hard to faze (unless I'm made to laugh, which
thankfully is pretty often) while also not shying away from most to
all topics of conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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♫ Reggae, jazz, techno/electronic/stuff without lyrics. All makes
for fantastic background music. Try listening to smooth jazz 25-50%
faster than usual. It is entertaining.
~ Pasta, pizza, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks,
Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth, nonfiction that makes the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with
money/resources, and a nice scarf & warm swooshing
A bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before
I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A world with more corrupted politicians, in the sense of 'software
error' instead of 'self-serving and greedy'. Badly programmed
presidents would be hilarious, yet unfortunate.
"The failure mode of clever is asshole", a phrase which makes the
world a lot more understandable.
"There is time to be lost", initially used in a silly internet
video but is actually quite profound. Similarly, wisdom in strange
or accidental places.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am extraordinarily anti-bullshit. (Username is relevant.) Not
every waking moment, but there are so many things I wish the world
would be willing to discuss more often.
It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry
You should message me if
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