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  • Ages 18–99
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Last online
Yesterday – 6:34pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Postmodernist, surrealist warden of the gateway to wonder.

Well-versed in the dances of atoms and the words of my ancestors.

Enjoys the sporadic thrill of bargain hunting.

Like Odysseus, but without the "Poseidon hates him", "made a horse out of trees", and "reluctantly drafted" bits. (Also not married.)

This profile is guaranteed. If it's not amusing enough, you are entitled to a time refund. Please write to The Providers of the Hourglass,
∞ Existence Boulevard, Vast Multiverse.

As rebellion is usually another type of mainstream, I tend to ignore both.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wanting to dress in powdered wigs/full 17th or 18th century regalia, followed by cruising around and blasting classical music.

Tutoring, considering what's next. Taking miscellaneous classes. Thinking about unconventional ways of being successful at a given thing.

Channeling funky music through my being to put an optimistic spring in my step.

Coining incorrect etymologies for words.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentally attributing sound effects to many events.
Attempting to use anything as a resource.

Pirating technical manuals because the rest of the world is bad at going into detail on things I'm fascinated by.

Casual pyrotechnics, including accidentally making fireworks.
Making spicy pulled pork pizza.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I start moving way too fast, then the next minute I'm passing through walls. One of my feet briefly turns purple, then suddenly I am standing on a cliff watching the bad guy's fortress explode.

Hard to faze (unless I'm made to laugh, which thankfully is pretty often) while also not shying away from most to all topics of conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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No need to share these, respect for others' favorites is far more important than aligning perfectly.

♫ Reggae, jazz, techno/electronic/stuff without lyrics. Try listening to smooth jazz 25-50% faster than usual. It is entertaining.
~ Pasta, pizza, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks, soft pretzels.

Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth, nonfiction, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with money/resources, and a nice scarf & warm swooshing overcoat.

Not real:
A bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A world with more corrupted politicians, in the sense of 'software error' instead of 'self-serving and greedy'. Badly programmed presidents would be hilarious, yet unfortunate.

"Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the Sun."

"The failure mode of clever is asshole", a phrase which makes the world a lot more understandable.

"God is a barn of blazing horses", from a poetry book I found on someone's front steps.

"There is time to be lost", initially used in a silly internet video but is actually quite profound.

Wisdom in strange or accidental places. Humor is everywhere, everything is amusing - but between everyone and no one is laughing at any given thing at any time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Keanu Reeves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes still confuse Philadelphia and Pennsylvania, for what I think is an acceptable reason.

I am extraordinarily anti-bullshit. (Username is relevant.) It doesn't shape every move I make, but there are so many things I wish the world would stop and think about more often.

It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry impression.
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