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25 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:22pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'd like to hear your interests more than I'll ramble about mine - ask me for any details on what's below.

I am cognizant of rebellion often being just another type of mainstream, so I vaguely ignore both on a daily basis.

Trouble keeps you runnin' faster. Save the planet from disaster.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wanting to dress in powdered wigs/full 17th or 18th century regalia, followed by cruising around and blasting classical music.

Tutoring, beholding the stream of possibilities next. Also, the best stories come from unusual assignments or sources of income.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mentally attributing sound effects to many events.
Attempting to use anything and everything as a resource.

Pirating technical manuals because the rest of the world is bad at going into detail on things I'm fascinated by.

Accidentally making fireworks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Often moving way too fast or unpredictably for my surroundings.

If I'm doing it right, hard to faze (unless I am made to laugh, which of course I appreciate) while also not shying away from almost any topic of conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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♫ Reggae, jazz, disco (Bee Gees), Grace Slick, techno/electronica.

~ Pasta, pizza, calzones, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks, soft pretzels.

αßΓ Malcolm Gladwell's books (digestible anecdotes, not really the future of psychology) Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with money/resources, and a nice scarf & warm overcoat.

Not real:
The avatar of mediocre frozen yogurt, President Coatrack,
a bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality, and discount vulgar frog™ toothpaste.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the world would be like with more corrupted politicians, in the sense of 'software error' instead of 'self-serving and greedy'.

Does it defeat the point of smooth jazz to make it play faster than normal speed? Is there a less sensual phrase than "The promise and tragedy of Woodrow Wilson"?

Wisdom found in strange or accidental places.

If a rooftop restaurant owner is under pressure to serve good food, could you say the steaks are high?

Does "Void where prohibited by law" grant formal permission to use the bathroom in illegal places?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Challenging the sun to a nuclear fusion contest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes still confuse Philadelphia and Pennsylvania, for what I think is an acceptable reason.

It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry impression.

Quidquid Latine dicitur, altum videtur: unum mei genus meretur mori, et Gallia est circummingenda omnibus.
You should message me if
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You have surrealist pick-up lines to practice.

I am most likely messaging to make friends without immediate expectations of dating if any. If it happens, so be it.

Age doesn't matter for friends. For anything resembling romance, about my own age.