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A synthesis of unbound freedom, deep curiosity, and pristine order.
Postmodernist, surrealist warden of the gateway to wonder.
Like Odysseus, but without the "Poseidon hates him", "made a horse
out of trees", and "reluctantly drafted" bits. (Also not
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Rebellion is usually just another type of mainstream.
I vaguely ignore both.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wanting to dress in powdered wigs/full 17th or 18th century
regalia, followed by cruising around and blasting classical
Spouting inane humor like a sprinkler on the parched lawn of
Tutoring, considering what's next. Taking miscellaneous classes.
Thinking about unconventional ways of being successful at a given
Channeling funky music through my being to put an optimistic spring
in my step.
Coining incorrect etymologies for words.
I’m really good at
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Mentally attributing sound effects to many events.
Attempting to use anything as a resource.
Pirating technical manuals because the rest of the world is bad at
going into detail on things I'm fascinated by.
Accidentally making fireworks, intentionally making spicy pulled
The first things people usually notice about me
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I start moving way too fast, then the next minute I'm passing
through walls. One of my feet briefly turns purple, then suddenly I
am standing on a cliff watching the bad guy's fortress
Hard to faze (unless I'm made to laugh, which thankfully is pretty
often) while also not shying away from most to all topics of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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♫ Reggae, jazz, techno/electronic/stuff without lyrics. Try
listening to smooth jazz 25-50% faster than usual. It is
~ Pasta, pizza, chocolate. Pulled pork sandwiches, cheese-steaks,
Stuart Little, The Phantom Tollbooth, nonfiction, etc.
Currently watching Orphan Black, Steven Universe, Regular Show,
probably seeking some new anime at some point.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, freedom, amusement, knowledge and wisdom, prudence with
money/resources, and a nice scarf & warm swooshing
A bullet that fires guns, a picture of myself from 10 years before
I was born, The Deceitful Tea Party from Beyond Reality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A world with more corrupted politicians, in the sense of 'software
error' instead of 'self-serving and greedy'. Badly programmed
presidents would be hilarious, yet unfortunate.
"Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning
the Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the Sun."
If a rooftop restaurant owner is under pressure to serve good food,
could you say the steaks are high?
'The failure mode of clever is asshole', a phrase which makes the
world a lot more understandable.
"God is a barn of blazing horses", a line in a poetry book I found
on someone's front steps.
Wisdom in strange or accidental places. Humor is everywhere,
everything is amusing - but between everyone and no one is laughing
at any given thing at any time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes still confuse Philadelphia and Pennsylvania, for what I
think is an acceptable reason.
Extraordinarily anti-bullshit. (Username is relevant.)
It would be great if I could do a better Nigel Thornberry
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