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25 Northridge, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm teaching myself math because I hate fun.

Beyond that I'm a recentish transplant to the greater LA area and getting my masters in biology.

Anarchist and proud FYI.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do awesome things 5% of the time, and am like everyone else 94% of the time. I don't know about that last 1%.

I also work in a lab and teach college students basic concepts in biology while they inappropriately call me professor.

Besides that I'm trying to become a polyglot. So far I can make people cringe when I speak Spanish (If you want to teach me bits of ASL that'd be super rad).
I’m really good at
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Jazz hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Helmet hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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SCOTUSblog and texts on foreign and domestic policy in regards to the USA (#1 country). I swear I am kind of fun

I like old white dead dudes who wrote stupidly long books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Color vision and proprioception.

Think how many accidents there would be at intersections without those two.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My work. How I'm going to grow some plants while I live in this desert (The answer is community gardens!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading. Books on language, journal articles, shitty blog posts, and other technical works. Also the gym. Not much free time, so I get it in when I can.

I mostly get out on Saturday & Sunday where I'll be feeding the homeless or trying to get rid of capitalism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have piercings in places you can't see.
You should message me if
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You like to bike


You want to go camping.


You want to go camping and pack all of our gear on bikes

(I don't have a car and you should be cool with that, cause I get myself around)

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