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pressfieldfan4

28 M Tacoma, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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I really shouldn't be telling you this but Chuck Norris actually has a pair of Jesse He#n#^ underwear. I sh*t you not, I signed them myself. I lost a piece of hay in a pile of needles once and found it, with out drawing blood. I have a self-cleaning/de-foging bathroom mirror. Every day is my lucky day. When you meet me, you will think I'm a rock star, minus the singing and instrument playing part. I think fashion is stupid because it can never keep up with me. I hate dreams because mine always come true.

I don't always flirt but when I do, I prefer women. My favorite word is b*itchin'. I shower daily. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening-wear. I still own a pair of jean shorts. Sushi is my favorite food group. I think people who say "I'm kind of a big deal" are fricken' lame. Its been done to death... Lets think if a new "go-to" phrase people. I sleep once a day. I always remember where I parked my vehicle. I don't floss. I party like its 1999. I am a stellar hugger and world class cuddler. If my life were a movie, I would be the villain that you would secretly route for.

I pretty much WIN at life.

***** If you think I sound totally random and full of myself, then you have judged this book by its cover. *****
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I’m looking for
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  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
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