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presto914

36 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Single again so looking to make new friends and hopefully more so if something more comes out of it I will be a happy camper. I am a good mix (I think so) of mellow and crazy at least until the meds kick in (joking) also United States and Irish Citizen but born in the states.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly Just trying to figure out my life I have been a bartender forever and think it might be time for an adult job but found a great bartending job that I love in midtown west looking for a drink and a smile come and find me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tying my shoes, video games, making you laugh, being the guy who is there for you when the chips are down
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my Blue eyes and I am told I have a cute ass. And girls I am six foot (girls like that)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not an avid reader but Flowers for Algernon really touched me and who doesn't love The Great Gatsby.

Movies: almost anything love a good popcorn flick

Music: 90`s early 00`s alternative

Tv: Archer Archer Archer. Wilfred, Any USA dramedy except for royal pains cant get into it,
Game of Thrones,Boardwalk,Walking Dead, eagerly waiting Arrested Development and BSG was the best fracking thing on tv period. Luther is back on the BBC do yourself a favor and watch this.

Food: a bit of a picky eater but can usually find something I like in most restaurants just don't pick vegan afghanie and we should be fine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kinky sex (yes its number one sue me)
Computer
TV
Passport haven't used it in awhile :(
White noise when I sleep
You ( OMG I just did that so embarrassed shoot me now)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will I find the perfect girl: bisexual (her not me, IMPORTANT ) kinky,twisted sense of humor, Good focus (I am a bit of a scatter brain ohhh shiny so we can balance each other out) there is more but lets save it for later. Girls not looking for pen pals or cybersex(so corny) again no cyber. Want to meet before we have more gray hair or please don't contact. And girls I hate to say straight guys don't want to see a picture of you and your cat or worse cats its like the shirtless selfie to you guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Now it looks like most Friday nights I will be working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a sucker for a girl in heels and didn't I admit enough already?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you are funny kinky adventurous just looking to make new friends or maybe if we are lucky something more. I find intelligence to be so dam sexy. This isn't just about sex I do want to eventually find someone to have a life with, do stupid things with and a family if it works out. One step at a time though. **** Please read the profile uptight prudish girls should not message me I love you but will not love you
******* You made it this far, I am more vanilla then this profile makes me out to be I will so enjoy cooking a nice dinner for you and watching tv on the couch but when I cut loose I cut loose