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pretendjerk

38 Westerville, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Agent-provocateur, full of bad ideas for other people to try. I put the ass in passive aggressive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
being awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
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If their sarcasm meters are calibrated correctly they should be going wild.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Oh, ok. Then I guess just pout."

"Shut up Mr Burton! You were not put on this world to GET IT."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You probably shouldn't. Any redeeming qualities I have are bound to be outweighed by stranger danger. please go about your normal human activities and IGNORE ME