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pretendjerk

38 M Westerville, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Agent-provocateur, full of bad ideas for other people to try. I put the ass in passive aggressive.
The first things people usually notice about me
If their sarcasm meters are calibrated correctly they should be going wild.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Oh, ok. Then I guess just pout."

"Shut up Mr Burton! You were not put on this world to GET IT."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't. Any redeeming qualities I have are bound to be outweighed by stranger danger. please go about your normal human activities and IGNORE ME