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pretty_deece

23 Columbia, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Let me begin by noting that my orientation says "straight," but this site has some seriously binary limitations. THE CLOSEST THING YOU COULD CALL ME IS STRAIGHT, but i'd prefer if you didn't call me anything at all, really. I'm also demisexual, so look it up if you'd like! ANYWAY, I'm Brandon, from Chicago, but I go to school at Mizzou and I study critical theory and linguistics, and I'm getting a minor in sociology; pretty fun, right? I absolutely love stimulating discourse and argumentation. I'm a closet grammar Nazi and a not so closet raging intersectional feminist ally. I've probably served you sample cups of frozen yogurt. I am constantly curious.

But in reality, I'm just a nerdy kid with tattoos.

UPDATE: I JUST GRADUATED. GO ME.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished college, now i'm taking a year off, applying to grad schools and also applying to teach English as a foreign language abroad. I'm also moving to California in March.

I read a lot of manga, watch a lot of anime, and I'm trying not to spend every second of my life on tumblr. Whoops.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-procrastinating.
-writing.
-Eating spicy foods and then rubbing my eyes.
-Listening to the Mars Volta for like 48 hours straight. Really.
-playing video games.
-losing friends and associates because I am now physically incapable of watching television without criticizing our media culture and what they value. I mean really. Studying postmodernism has been the death of me.
-Listening to math metal.
-Counting how many times someone uses the word "like" in a sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, my piercings, my tattoos, my glasses maybe? I also have a pretty gnarly beard :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Favorites that come to mind are
The Devil and Miss Prim- Paulo Coelho
1984- George Orwell
Animal Farm- G.O.
The Hunger Games Trilogy- Susanne Collins
Will Grayson, Will Grayson- John Green/David Levithan
Scott Pilgrim- Bryan lee O'Malley
Racism without Racists- Eduardo Bonilla-Silva
Foxfire- Joyce Carol Oates
The Yellow Birds- Kevin Powers
The Drowned and the Saved- Primo Levi
Etc.

MOVIES: Bio-Dome, Scott Pilgrim, Tron: Legacy, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Coraline, etc. ;D

Music: I must admit, my music taste is fairly narrow, But I do have exceptions. Mostly heavy music, post-hardcore, death metal, all those really bad sounding sub-genres. But I do enjoy some deviations from time to time. Some recent favorites have been Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, The Tiny, August Burns Red to name a few
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ipod
social justice (intersectional feminism + civil rights are what I fuck with the most)
my family
my close friends
stimulating conversation
anime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Things I have no business thinking about.
-The advice I get from the inside of Jones Soda bottle caps.
-Postmodern theory.
Social injustice
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or inside with some homework. :P Did I mention that I literally do nothing these days but read theory? PFFT.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had open heart surgery a few times. It's not really fun.

I've been trying to stop biting my nails for about 18 years and counting. It's not working.

I am kink friendly. Take that as you will.

At 21 I am finally getting why they call him "Johnny 2x4" on Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

If I visit your profile frequently on here, sorry. I forget where I've been a lot and don't care enough to think before I click.
You should message me if
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-You love Christopher Walken as much as I do.
-You've come to the realization that I'm terrible at sending messages and most likely won't send you one even if I wanted to because the internet is a scary place, you know.
-"Life is parallel to Hell, but I must maintain."