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26 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm a doctor, but currently taking some time off before I start working. It sounds awful but in part it's to develop and find myself, but I promise I'm not pretentious enough to say that in person.

I like to make people laugh, and to laugh myself, so if you enjoy comedy then we'll probably get along. I enjoy my video games and comics, but I don't really have a lot of time to spend on them anymore so I've fallen out of the loop for them.

I probably spend a bit too much time on the internet, but I do like to go out as well. I love exploring London, or new areas I've not been to. I enjoy odd shops, trinkets and treasures. My tolerance for absolutely awful music is possibly untouchable. I'm pretty hard to shock as well.

Just here looking for new people to hang out with mainly. I'd like to find something more, but I'm happy to make new friends along the way. Not quite sure how cheesy that last line sounded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am searching for office work (this may have changed by the time we chat!) to fund my year off. As I said I have a medicine degree already but trying something where peoples lives are not literally in my hands. But after this year it'll be straight back into the lions den, with my ultimate aim of being a psychiatrist, since, well it's not even a job sitting there talking to people really.

Aside from my degree, I do a bit of amateur dramatics and improv to fill my days off. I do some martial arts as well. Working on doing stand up and making a few youtube videos with friends also. I'm off to a few festivals this summer and I do enjoy a good night out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a fool of myself
Admitting I'm wrong
Asking lots of questions
Talking about stuff
Getting drunk
Being fairly awesome in general
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't know, probably used to be my long hair but I really don't know anymore. My amish esque beard that grows if I'm unshaven maybe. How good I look in suits would be a close second, but now I'm just bragging.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None of these lists are exhaustive, I'll add to the lists at some point I'm sure.

Books: War of the Worlds, Most things by Phillip K Dick, same for Terry Pratchett and Lovecraft, Tobins spirit guide, The Metamorphosis, Naked lunch, anything Alan Moore touches, lots more.

Movies: Ghostbusters! Horror films, especially b horror movies. Comic book films.

TV shows: Archer, Venture Bros, Monkey Dust, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Buffy, Firefly, League of Gentlemen, Black Books, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Monty Python, Haunted Encounters; Face to face, Community, Rick and Morty, Moral Orel, Goodness Gracious Me, Bobs Burgers, An idiot Abroad

Music: Boards of Canada, Oingo Boingo, Infected Mushroom, The Avalanches, Evanescence, Arch Enemy, Robots in Disguise
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internet
peach squash (objectively the best drink)
fish and chips
T shirts with terrible slogans on them
my imagination, and the lovecraftian horrors I try to think up for even the most mundane a situation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things really. I guess I try and have a stab at philosophy, news, world affairs... Not really sure, I just let my mind wander and have wonder with my lack of expertise on said subject.

Actually, overall it's aliens. What do they look like, act, made of, etc. I spend most of my time thinking about this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In or out, but normally I have plans of one sort or another. Ranges from a party, a club, a poker game, or just chilling at someones house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing a lot of Girls Aloud songs. There are privater things, but this is my special karaoke super power.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a good time, a good laugh and you don't mind a somewhat geeky/odd sense of humour. If you like to talk a lot about anything and everything, defoe send me a message, or if you're looking for someone generally laid back.