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prettypirate
27 / F / bisexual / Single
Brisbane, Australia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Other
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Political / Government
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am easily amused, very giving, and hate Krispy Kreme.
My Self-Summary
I find this whole thing to be sort of depressingly hilarious.
I mean, seriously. What is wrong with us that we need to meet random people on the internet to expand our chances of meeting someone we don't despise and could potentially like enough to pretend that all of their blatant neuroses don't exist?
Personally, I have a large and diverse group of friends who keep me insanely busy with their never-ending desire to be in my company, so I don't have much time to meet a lot of new people. I'm also that weird type of outgoing, bubbly person who is also stricken with sporadic bouts of social anxiety, shyness and quietness that can give people the impression that I am completely insane. They're usually right :)
*Note: ALL of my pictures are extremely recent. The oldest one is from roughly a month ago. What you see is what you get.
I mean, seriously. What is wrong with us that we need to meet random people on the internet to expand our chances of meeting someone we don't despise and could potentially like enough to pretend that all of their blatant neuroses don't exist?
Personally, I have a large and diverse group of friends who keep me insanely busy with their never-ending desire to be in my company, so I don't have much time to meet a lot of new people. I'm also that weird type of outgoing, bubbly person who is also stricken with sporadic bouts of social anxiety, shyness and quietness that can give people the impression that I am completely insane. They're usually right :)
*Note: ALL of my pictures are extremely recent. The oldest one is from roughly a month ago. What you see is what you get.
What I’m doing with my life
Work wise, I work for the Government. That's all you really need to
know about that :)
Personally, I am going through some pretty big changes in my life at the moment. Part and parcel of getting older, I suppose, although my general disposition has become a lot more relaxed, open to suggestion and more willing to try new things. I am a very open hearted person about what I dig and what I don't, especially when it comes to people. I'm in the process of really figuring out what I want from life, and I am embracing and enjoying the process with much enthusiasm :D
I would really love to study more (like most people), or to travel somewhere amazing and live a Bohemian lifestyle for a year.
As of right now, what I'm doing with my life is writing this :P
Personally, I am going through some pretty big changes in my life at the moment. Part and parcel of getting older, I suppose, although my general disposition has become a lot more relaxed, open to suggestion and more willing to try new things. I am a very open hearted person about what I dig and what I don't, especially when it comes to people. I'm in the process of really figuring out what I want from life, and I am embracing and enjoying the process with much enthusiasm :D
I would really love to study more (like most people), or to travel somewhere amazing and live a Bohemian lifestyle for a year.
As of right now, what I'm doing with my life is writing this :P
I’m really good at
Heartfelt advice. Writing. Making Nachos. Remembering lines from
movies. Being sarcastic. Teaching dogs to sit. Recommending
movies/books. Listening. My job. Getting along well with other
extroverts. Laughing at peoples lame jokes so they don't feel
silly. Cleaning. Knitting. Altering my own clothes. Being the
center of attention. NOT being the center of attention. Going with
the flow. Driving people around. Commenting on the weather.
Sleeping. Over-analyzing everything. Caring too much about people.
Being an utter bitch when I need to be (self preservation first,
right?).
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, my eyes, my smile, my teeth. My face in general is very
striking.
Also, that I'm no size six. Nor would I ever want to be. Fo shiz.
Also, that I'm no size six. Nor would I ever want to be. Fo shiz.
The six things I could never do without
1. Feeling connected to another human being.
2. Meaningful eye-contact.
3. Hopeless and fruitless optimism.
4. My independence.
5. Brutal and completely direct communication.
6. Books.
2. Meaningful eye-contact.
3. Hopeless and fruitless optimism.
4. My independence.
5. Brutal and completely direct communication.
6. Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, relationships, life, philosophy, perception, reality, human
interaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, taking random road trips, wandering the
streets aimlessly and without agenda, admiring the stars, watching
movies, meeting new people, rocking back and forth and crying
myself to sleep while writing emo poetry about how Mummy didn't hug
me enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm aware of all of my imperfections, even if I choose to appear
blithely ignorant to them.
Also, I'm neurotic. Sorry.
Also, I'm neurotic. Sorry.
You should message me if
OH DEAR GOD. SERIOUSLY DUDES.
I know I have big, full lips that are usually adorned with red lipstick, but PLEASE do not message me your 3am fantasies about what a "good little cocksucker" you imagine I'd be. I want to have actual conversations with people here. About non-cocksucking related things. Y'know. Sheesh.
That said.
Please DO message me if: You're funny, a bit odd, taller than me, good in social situations, not just interested in sex, or if you simply want to have a good conversation. I'm newish here and just looking to meet some cool people to pal around with. I'm not in any huge rush to find the elusive ONE.
You should really not message me if all you're capable of talking about is your penis. Seriously, just .. don't. It's boring.
I know I have big, full lips that are usually adorned with red lipstick, but PLEASE do not message me your 3am fantasies about what a "good little cocksucker" you imagine I'd be. I want to have actual conversations with people here. About non-cocksucking related things. Y'know. Sheesh.
That said.
Please DO message me if: You're funny, a bit odd, taller than me, good in social situations, not just interested in sex, or if you simply want to have a good conversation. I'm newish here and just looking to meet some cool people to pal around with. I'm not in any huge rush to find the elusive ONE.
You should really not message me if all you're capable of talking about is your penis. Seriously, just .. don't. It's boring.
