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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 21, 2007
6' 0" (1.83m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
French (Somewhat), Swedish (Somewhat), English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am overweight and proud.

I like to listen to jazz music and lye in the sun in the morning like a snake. This walms me up from the suns rays

everything on this is probally a lie, and im lowtax's "goon"

I am messy, gross, and stink
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i am doing nothing constructive with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im really good at not filling this out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
im a mess and i smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: books, hmmmmmm. I'm sorry I don't read because I find it rather difficault. I don't have much time I am afriad (don't ask its hereditary) but my sister is an writer.

B: movie, hmmm, jurrasic park! , airplane!!, amilie? duyck spelling.

C: I like g danzig, Iommi, Bellamy, Carrie Brownstein, Kathleen Hanna, Evan Dando! reon kadena, Wayne Michael Coyne and many others. stones, pixies, James Taylor Quartet, mariha

D: Food good, I'm more of a quantity eater. If food was more functional and had no taste and you only had to eat a tiny bit to provide a days energy i'd love it. It coould be called FOOD. FOOD would be bulk made and there would be no adverts or fancy pagaging and costs woudl be kept super low. you could buy a years surply of food for �100 and it would last for a long time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.



the sun

my brain

and ok cupid.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.



what people are thinking

why a certain person did a certain thing just then

what would happen if......

how can i squeeze some fun out of this situation

what would be the most aquard thing to say in this conversation that will make me laugh alot and kill the conversation.

the angles of objects, its hard to explain but, ok, i can't explain this one
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at what time? welll in this case sitting drinking cider talking to friends on the internet thinking, hmmm, should i...

A. go to a crappy club and meet crappy girls

B. talk to people i like online, wating for tommrow.

C. dance like a baffon on my own at 80's night at sunset rock club. BAFOON. then ride bikes tommrow at about 35%

D. chill and ride bikes tommrow 100%
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my left foot points towards the RIGHT due to my knee and i can't do breast stroke legs because of it. true story. I can do a squid like swimming stroke acroos rivers so its ok.
You should message me if
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you have something to give me, maybe if you really want we could play chess or mown lawns together ({)