Hi internet. I like purple grapes. By night I try to be a mix of James Brown and Thomas Edison. I plug things in first and then see what happens. Usually. There is than a fistful of words and some odd hats. Without comedy I would wither like a rancid ostrich. Tell me jokes.
Music is another very good reason to be alive. It can be administered like medicine. Overdoses are rarely dangerous (note: there are exceptions, please read album liner notes for further information. Justin Bieber's first album has been known to cause excessive vomiting and violent outbursts). Saying this I just spent an hour or so watching Girls Aloud videos on YouTube. I have my reasons. No, really.
Labels are rubbish, but if I say post-punk, industrial, electro, rave, jazz, ebm, dub and swing it should give the algorithms here something to play with. I already mentioned comedy being absolutely imperative to life? Yes? Good. Especially really bad puns.
I like octopuses. I am also a fervent fan of accents, hats and animals. Some more than others. Ask me.
For those interested, most identify with personality type INFP.