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priestofsugar

29 Birmingham, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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NEW PROFILE - http://www.okcupid.com/profile/artistallura

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Hi internet. I like purple grapes. By night I try to be a mix of James Brown and Thomas Edison. I plug things in first and then see what happens. Usually. There is than a fistful of words and some odd hats. Without comedy I would wither like a rancid ostrich. Tell me jokes.

Music is another very good reason to be alive. It can be administered like medicine. Overdoses are rarely dangerous (note: there are exceptions, please read album liner notes for further information. Justin Bieber's first album has been known to cause excessive vomiting and violent outbursts). Saying this I just spent an hour or so watching Girls Aloud videos on YouTube. I have my reasons. No, really.

Labels are rubbish, but if I say post-punk, industrial, electro, rave, jazz, ebm, dub and swing it should give the algorithms here something to play with. I already mentioned comedy being absolutely imperative to life? Yes? Good. Especially really bad puns.

I like octopuses. I am also a fervent fan of accents, hats and animals. Some more than others. Ask me.

For those interested, most identify with personality type INFP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking a very thin line between ridiculous and ridiculous. The usual. Making music, spinning twenty-five invisible plates, wondering if it's possible (or morally acceptable) to make music with a kettle and a small dog named Terrence. Becoming gradually more pierced. Being fascinated with things that are brown and grey and bluey-purple. One day I will make records that your grandparents will LOVE. Promise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing words. Standing very still and looking like a scarecrow in the middle of the night. Awful puns. Insult sword-fighting. Making the worst solder joints known to man. Procrastinating. Fixing stuff. This list is not exhaustive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Piercings? My height? The ridiculous haircut? Perhaps I'm wearing a hat. Or maybe, just maybe... they are incredibly unobservant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC

(I *LOVE* Foetus. I love Mike Patton. Loud screeching, cackling, circuses through lo-fi radios, those things too. More shouting, clocks and jackhammers in music, please.)

12 Stone Toddler, Adam and the Ants, The Beatles, The Bird and the Bee, The Bug, Cabaret Voltaire, The Comsat Angels, The Damage Manual, Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Download, Drumcorps, Duran Duran, Estradasphere, Faith No More, Fantomas, Foetus, Front 242, Gang of Four, Godflesh, Gravity Kills, Heaven 17, Human League, Jesu, Kid Carpet, Killing Joke, The KLF, KMFDM, Kora, Kraftwerk, Lady Sovereign, Laibach, Lard, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Magazine, M.I.A., Ministry, Mr. Bungle, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Noisia, ohGr, Peeping Tom, Placebo, Pop Will Eat Itself, Public Enemy, Public Image Ltd., Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein, Revolting Cocks, Saul Williams, Secret Chiefs 3, Sigh, Skinny Puppy, Snog, Swans, Tackhead, Talking Heads, The Tea Party, The The, The Tiger Lillies, Throbbing Gristle, Tomahawk, Venetian Snares, Wire, Wiseblood, The Young Gods.

This is the edited list. I'm a music snob who hates music snobs but I'm not a hypocrite.

TV
Doctor Who, Dexter, FlashForward, True Blood, Twin Peaks, South Park, Wonder Showzen, Death Note, Being Human, Penn + Teller: Bullshit, The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

FILMS
Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blue Velvet, Oldboy, Eyes Without A Face, Falling Down, Hellraiser 2, Lost Highway, The Game, The Shining, Nightbreed ... many more.

Style over substance doesn't have to be a bad thing. Atmosphere is everything.

FOOD
Meat. You know it's meant to be eaten because it has 'eat' in the word (I don't care if you're a vegetarian just don't snarl at me when I eat deep fried seals). Pizza. It's really not that interesting to talk about food, far better to eat it. I don't drink vast quantities these days but I like good wine and even better whiskey, though these days I'm more likely to be drinking gallons of Mountain Dew, a Caipirinha or Absinthe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer - for vicarious living opportunities and ego boosting
iPhone - for talking to people and other semi-vertebrates
Fingers - for fingering
Sound - for tympanic pleasure
Entertainment - for escaping. Especially comedy so funny it's not even *funny*
Animals - for smiling and eating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WHERE ARE MY SOCKS??!?! Why are my toes all buttery? Why why why why why why why?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I can't think of a ridiculous enough answer for this box.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some unusual piercings that aren't visible when I'm fully clothed.

Oh, and I have a thing for accents. If you can speak a foreign language (to me), I find this oddly alluring. If you can speak Russian with a Geordie accent, well, you're already 99% of the way there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have been sufficiently conned to believe that I'm not scary.
OR
You have watched nyan cat for longer than 10 minutes.
OR
You know what a zero room is.
AND
Bonus if you're covered in tattoos and/or piercings.

:)