Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I can wear the same outfit for five days, or I can crouch naked in
the shower and get real small."
okay so here's the deal. I was raised super anti-socially so I suck
at social interaction, but my head is full of adventures. I'd love
company to laze around doing crafts with or to go to strange places
and gallivant around nature with, but I need the tender compassion
you might afford a fumbling infant- I am just that unaware of the
world. I'm burgeoning with inner feeling but fail catastrophically
when it comes to social banter. And contrary to how pseudo-cocky
that sounds, I don't consider myself knowledgeable or particularly
intelligent. I'm just a goofball who prefers emotional things and
reflective environments, like misty forests, where the existential
chasm housed inside of me can be calmed. I swear I rarely talk like
this, except when putting my feelings into written word =\
for a rough idea of the things I like, visit my pinterest:
because who wouldn't prefer pretty pictures over reading a
I'm INFP & 4w5 on the enneagram, google it for an almost
perfect description of me :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
barista in training. procrastination-riddled artist.
here is an old video of roughly how I spend my day~
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
internetting, binging, fantasizing, caring, endowing inanimate
objects with sentience and pictionary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think people think I'm snobby because I'm shy outside of work.
those imbeciles just don't understand non-gregariousness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
◣visual artists-- Zdzisław Beksiński, Edward Gorey, Egon Schiele,
Dali, odd nerdrum etc
◣books-- I mostly just read about humans on the internet. otherwise
it's hard sci-fi, existentialist crap (sartre, dostoevsky,
nietzsche), fantasy etc
◣music-- electro swing, chiptunes, jazz, glitchy stuff, classical,
anything that sounds like an elliot smith + the books + venetian
snares + 65daysofstatic + anamanaguchi collaboration? I can listen
to anything from mogwai to vlad cochet, but often prefer
◣movies-- mary and max, lilja 4-ever, any emotionally compelling
independent film or visually compelling sci-fi
◣shows-- true detective, louie, tim & eric, lost, always sunny,
any interesting documentaries [attenboroguh 4 lyf] etc
◣food-- sashimi. I get excited by buying exotic ingredients I've
never seen before and conducting numerous, sometimes edible,
experiments with them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, coffee, art, love, truffles aaand the sun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-mostly human behavior.
-how I could help people around me be happier
-how doomed humanity is
-how much I'd prefer a fantasy reality
-how amazed I am at how stupid humans can be
-how I wish I could fix the world and then,
-how chaotic the universe really is ..and then,
-what new dessert I could learn to make
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting oil paint all over my face, all alone, secluded in my
comfortable little hobbit hole; in other words, not doing anything
that a regular person would put here
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my plants.
I've had social anxiety since I was a kid and I've never really
found anyone who can relate.
I used to sleep with an anatomical model of a heart, because it was
my teddybear equivalent.
..and this is what happens when I'm depressed of late:
(if you see the shameful depth of my modding and still want to
message me, then you probably should)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know the difference between your and you're and aren't a social
also, I've found that I can't handle people with big egos because
I've never had one and I don't understand how they work.
please don't message me if you like Glee.
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