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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:32am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love dancing to retro music.
I think the second best way to beat the heat in the summer is a glass of cool white wine.
I miss my dog.
I have a goddaughter in Florida. She is smarter than me.
I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
I dig Mythbusters.
I think deerhunting is the hobby of cowards.
I believe Oswald acted alone.
I often wonder if god exists, and if so, what he makes of the jokes on South Park.
I love chocolate walnut muffins on a Sunday morning.
Between the Jimmys, Fallon is funnier.
I believe existence precedes essence.
I think Penn's pretty cool. But Teller's cooler.
I like feeding ice cream to puppies.
And I still miss my dog.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Outside of 9-to-5, I act in the occasional short film, I write a bit, climb a mountain every now and then, and I travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing epic poetry. And picking things up with my toes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The pet capuchin monkey on my shoulder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, movies, shows: The Usual Suspects, Godel Escher Bach, The Lord of the Rings, The English Patient, Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction, Firefly, Les Miserables, Catch Me If You Can (In book, film and stage media), Fargo, That Thing You Do, Say Anything, Casablanca, Cinema Paradiso, The Princess Bride, Invisible Cities, The Name of the Rose, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, The Kite Runner, American Beauty, Punch Drunk Love, anything done by Penn & Teller, TED Talks, There's Something About Mary, The Artist, The Little Prince. And "Are You My Mother?"

Music: Beatles vs Fatboy Slim mashups. The National. Gorillaz. The Stones. Floyd. Nina Simone. The headbangers of classical music: Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, some Haydn, some Grieg, Wagner.

Oh, and Bowie of course.

Food: Italian, Mexican, Thai, most fusions.

Ok, I don't really have a pet capuchin monkey. But if I did, and if he were on my shoulder, I bet you'd notice him first.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Daily Show
Heart and Brain (tie)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The possibility of an afterlife. And I wonder if my dog is waiting for me there.

The sun exhausting all the hydrogen it needs to sustain fusion in 4.5 billion years.

How to reconcile any sort of omniscient omnipotent benevolent pantheon with the apathetic chaotic world in which we live.

Whether the overwhelming amount of dark matter in the universe hosts life, and whether it's as difficult for them to detect our presence as it is for us to detect theirs.

Where that damned TV remote is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching a play, seeing a movie, hitting the opening of a great new restaurant. And occasionally wailing into the microphone of a karaoke club until the dogs cry, the windows shatter, and the paint peels from the walls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On occasion I've been known to dance like this:
But when I'm really on, I sing like:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a great laugh. And laugh often.