I think the second best way to beat the heat in the summer is a glass of cool white wine.
I miss my dog.
I have a goddaughter in Florida. She is smarter than me.
I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
I dig Mythbusters.
I think deerhunting is the hobby of cowards.
I believe Oswald acted alone.
I often wonder if god exists, and if so, what he makes of the jokes on South Park.
I love chocolate walnut muffins on a Sunday morning.
Between the Jimmys, Fallon is funnier.
I believe existence precedes essence.
I think Penn's pretty cool. But Teller's cooler.
I like feeding ice cream to puppies.
And I still miss my dog.
Music: Beatles vs Fatboy Slim mashups. The National. Gorillaz. The Stones. Floyd. Nina Simone. The headbangers of classical music: Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, some Haydn, some Grieg, Wagner.
Oh, and Bowie of course.
Food: Italian, Mexican, Thai, most fusions.
Ok, I don't really have a pet capuchin monkey. But if I did, and if he were on my shoulder, I bet you'd notice him first.
The Daily Show
Heart and Brain (tie)
The sun exhausting all the hydrogen it needs to sustain fusion in 4.5 billion years.
How to reconcile any sort of omniscient omnipotent benevolent pantheon with the apathetic chaotic world in which we live.
Whether the overwhelming amount of dark matter in the universe hosts life, and whether it's as difficult for them to detect our presence as it is for us to detect theirs.
Where that damned TV remote is.