I think the second best way to beat the heat in the summer is a glass of cool white wine.
I miss my dog.
I have a goddaughter in Florida. She is smarter than me.
I hate the smell of cigarette smoke.
I dig Mythbusters.
I think deerhunting is the hobby of cowards.
I believe Oswald acted alone.
I often wonder if god exists, and if so, what he makes of the jokes on South Park.
I love chocolate walnut muffins on a Sunday morning.
Between the Jimmys, Fallon is funnier.
I believe existence precedes essence.
I think Penn's pretty cool. But Teller's cooler.
I like feeding ice cream to puppies.
And I still miss my dog.