Well.. I just got out of women's prison for killing my old man and now I am trying to get my 7 children back out of foster care. They keep teling me that if I don't stop shooting heroine then I will never get them back!!!

Just kidding!!! but now that I have your attention...you can be rest assured that compared to all that above I am quite a catch!!!!:)

Fun.... is my religion.
If it isn't fun, then I don't want to do it.
Life is too long to be miserable.
I am a bit sarcastic and love to laugh...
I am looking for a playmate to explore life with me and create some adventure together. If the adventure is good and the chemistry is right then I am up for a long term thing..picket fence, dog, and maybe a lil one??? and then some traveling and parties and more fun all in one. Yes, I do think I can have it all!
I am a southern bell,
I prefer the gentleman to mix the drinks...

When I fall in love I am very loyal and adoring.
I am girlfriendable...and your parents will love me.
I am looking for my mate and to fall in love...
How about short term dating as a road to all that?

ok..2 weeks later....Screw internet dating, it isn't working, I am going to meet people the old fashioned way..in person!!! BUT..I do want to start swing dancing again..so if you are good...and want to go dancing let me know..we don't even have to like each other....it isn't a date...just a dance!

I am a NLP Practitioner and work with people who say that they want big changes in their lives but still find themselves stuck and not getting what they truly want.
I program people's brains and write new software for it.
I am an artist
I am opening an art sudio/gallery in SF
I am looking for a special someone to have adventures with and true love.
Seems to be hard one to find here in this city....wanna prove me wrong? :)

laughing and making chili with dark chocolate in it.
Massage, and making children laugh.
Making sure my friends are ok.
Teaching...
being loving and affectionate
communication

they notice my eyes and then they usually say something about my clothes.

BOOKs:
the gospel according to Biff
spook country
welcome to the monkey house

Movie:
Frida
I heart huckabees
you, me and everyone we know
choke

my friends, my family, and hope for my future love life and future family.

my future and all of the things that I want to do and all of the photos and paintings that I want to make and all of the places I want to visit.
oh, and the boy that I might fall in love with some day.

no typical anything with me...

nothing is private...ask and i will tell you...

you want to go on an adventure and are ready for excitment, fun, and a real relationship....relating, being all that you can be without playing games....Face it aren't we all over the games already?..let the real fun begin!