Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
me: quirky, independent, bratty, caring, responsible (when i have
to be), dog mom, greenery friendly, demisexual, big girl and proud,
dark sided, a romp roaring good time.
you: dominant, gentle, aggressive, loving, self sufficient, witty,
kick ass karaoker, not sober (but no alcoholic or drug addict),
thoughtful, successful or close to, affectionate, protective,
I'm ISFJ, if that tickles your fancy.
*disclaimer: i will absolutely judge you based on your teeth, jeans
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time at a hospital. I own my own home, car, things etc.
I spend a lot of time with my pups. I'm already content with the
fact i may or may not end up a crazy dog lady.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
correction. the things i'm really amazing at are making a killer
grilled cheese, rambling after a few drinks and having a song go
with anything you say.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm pale. i have a few tattoos and piercings. i am tall. i'm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i don't read nearly as often as I like. I blame that on the lack of
porch furniture. But when I do read, its crap. I still buy from the
teen romance section.
I like a little bit of everything when it comes to movies.
Seriously. Try me.
I don't have a tv. So, I download sons of anarchy, true blood, will
and grace, breaking bad, total blackout, and criminal minds.
Like my book preferences, my music is crap. I could try to impress
you and name drop awesome stuff (I do listen to awesome stuff as
well). But anything that involves acapella, cover songs, pretty
voices and a grand mix of all of that is my crack. But it should
also be noted I'm a sucker for a good upright bass. Also, NEVER
don't eat a lot, gastric bypass does that to ya. usually, protein
bars, milk, go-gurts, fruit, peanut butter and whole wheat toast
are my go-tos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
everyone always says "food, water, air, my phone, family, friends".
but aside from the boring things...
my dogs(if dogs aren't your thing, and you especially think all
pitbulls and/or bully breed dogs are vicious evil killers, get to
steppin'! Ain't nobody got time for that), kroger skim milk, my
makeup and hair products, a good belly laugh, night time, and fall
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I really sing as good as I think I do with my windows up and
Why must people match their socks?
Why aren't there more alpha male sadists who happen to be daddy
doms in the world? Or more importantly, near me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either at work taking people's money while they're throwing up
and/or dying or out with friends getting into some random
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm completely convinced i was a rapper or a killer r&b singer
in my past life.
i'm a brat.
i can kick your ass in a game of scattergories.
if i don't like your name, i'll probably give you a new one, forget
what your real name is and forever refer to you as your new name or
I look at bestgore more than i probably should.
also, its no big deal, but i did narfle the garthok.
You should message me if
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if you want to be the gomez to my morticia.
oh and another thing, if you're clearly a dude and even have the
SLIGHTEST thought of wanting to be a girl, wear girls
clothes/panties etc, stay away. I've dealt with enough of that crap
to last me a lifetime.
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