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26 F Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:13pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For real? These are the need to knows:

Don't be a raging douche.

I'm a sucker for a good, classic, slicked back haircut (especially razor parted. Swooooon!)

I will absolutely tell you when you look a hot mess, but follow it up with ways to fix that.

I'm the biggest weenie in the world aka my bark is WAY bigger than my bite.

I'd really prefer if you had your shit (relatively) together.

My three pups ARE my children. My mom even refers to them as her grandchildren because she gets it. Oh, and they sleep with me, which means you get the couch.

I snort too often when I laugh.

If you're taller than me, things will be a lot better.

As cliché as it sounds, I'm a sucker for type a's.

Basically, I'm a ball of awesome, that tells it like it is, but I have a cute laugh to throw your game off if I cross the line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 3 days a week in an ER doing registration. I am also in school part time to become a sign language interpreter (and yes, I'm aware you know one sign that involves one finger. Heard it before. Move on.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
correction. the things i'm really amazing at are making a killer grilled cheese, rambling after a few drinks and having a song go with anything you say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm pale, and it's beautiful. typically, my facial piercings and tattoos, probably my shorter than normal girl hair (but hey, i wouldn't keep it around if i didn't make it look good!) and how tall i am if i'm out on the town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i don't read nearly as often as I like. I blame that on the lack of porch furniture. But when I do read, its crap. I still buy from the teen romance section.

I like a little bit of everything when it comes to movies. Seriously. Try me.

I don't have a tv. So, I download sons of anarchy, true blood, will and grace, breaking bad, total blackout, and criminal minds.

Like my book preferences, my music is crap. I could try to impress you and name drop awesome stuff (I do listen to awesome stuff as well). But anything that involves acapella, cover songs, pretty voices and a grand mix of all of that is my crack. But it should also be noted I'm a sucker for a good upright bass. Also, NEVER bro-rock.

don't eat a lot, gastric bypass does that to ya. usually, protein bars, milk, go-gurts, fruit, peanut butter and whole wheat toast are my go-tos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
everyone always says "food, water, air, my phone, family, friends". booooring.

but aside from the boring things...

my dogs(if dogs aren't your thing, and you especially think all pitbulls and/or bully breed dogs are vicious evil killers, get to steppin'! Ain't nobody got time for that), kroger skim milk, my makeup and hair products, a good belly laugh, night time, and fall weather.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I really sing as good as I think I do with my windows up and music blaring?

Why must people match their socks?

Why aren't there more alpha male sadists who happen to be daddy doms in the world? Or more importantly, near me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either at work taking people's money while they're throwing up and/or dying or out with friends getting into some random sweetness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm completely convinced i was a rapper or a killer r&b singer in my past life.

i'm a brat.

i can kick your ass in a game of scattergories.

if i don't like your name, i'll probably give you a new one, forget what your real name is and forever refer to you as your new name or pet names.

I look at bestgore more than i probably should.

also, its no big deal, but i did narfle the garthok.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want, duh. Didn't think that was a difficult one?

oh and another thing, if you're clearly a dude and even have the SLIGHTEST thought of wanting to be a girl, wear girls clothes/panties etc, stay away. I've dealt with enough of that crap to last me a lifetime.