Don't be a raging douche.
I'm a sucker for a good, classic, slicked back haircut (especially razor parted. Swooooon!)
I will absolutely tell you when you look a hot mess, but follow it up with ways to fix that.
I'm the biggest weenie in the world aka my bark is WAY bigger than my bite.
I'd really prefer if you had your shit (relatively) together.
My three pups ARE my children. My mom even refers to them as her grandchildren because she gets it. Oh, and they sleep with me, which means you get the couch.
I snort too often when I laugh.
If you're taller than me, things will be a lot better.
As cliché as it sounds, I'm a sucker for type a's.
Basically, I'm a ball of awesome, that tells it like it is, but I have a cute laugh to throw your game off if I cross the line.