Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kelley is the name! I'm a huge baseball nut. Fascinated by science
in general, with a special love for chemistry and astronomy. I love
I'm described often as a "little shit" by those who know me best.
Saying that I like Captain America would probably be an
I really like the color green. And purple. Most of the stuff in my
closet is either green or purple.
I love dogs, but I'm definitely a cat person!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make food and espresso drinks for a living.
In my free time, I'm usually either geeking out over something,
working on my writing, or binging something on Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, baking, video games, and writing; being sarcastic; holding
my alcohol; making sandwiches; making lattes; finding humor in
infomercials; memorizing Disney songs; telling myself I'll go to
bed at a certain time and overshooting it by at least two hours;
sleeping through my alarm (which is why I have to set 5); getting
lost in Wikipedia for hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am, my smile, my piercings, or maybe my tattoos. I've
been told my random freckles are very noticeable as well, and that
I look years younger than my actual age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors/Books: Haruki Murakami, Chuck Palahniuk, Dean Koontz,
Stephen King, J. R. R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling. The Hunger Games
trilogy, the Divergent trilogy, and Marvel Comics.
Comics: Lots. Ask me.
Movies: Superhero flicks in general, but especially Marvel; horror,
Disney, sci-fi, baseball movies, musicals, and Mel Brooks. Almost
anything with Will Smith in it. Almost anything with Dwayne Johnson
Shows: Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Agents of Shield, Doctor
Who, Cosmos, Family Guy, Futurama, Law & Order: SVU, NCIS,
Sleepy Hollow, and Elementary.
Music: Mostly rock, but a hodgepodge of tons of genres.
Games: The Assassin's Creed series, the Silent Hill series, and
SWtOR. Sometimes LoL, if the mood hits me right.
Food: I could eat Mexican or Italian food every day for the rest of
my life and be happy about it. I also really like Cajun and Asian
food, and anything spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family & friends.
Music and movies.
You get four. I'm sure I could live without the latter three. I am
not so sure I would remain sane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My thinking patterns aren't really linear, and I've come to the
realization that answering this seriously would be a little
pointless. I'm going to give it a shot anyway, though.
I often wonder what the right balance is between compassion and
self-preservation. When am I giving too much of myself and when do
I need to step back? Seems like even when the answer is glaringly
obvious, I always ignore the line anyway. Woops. Being an empath is
a hard knock life, I guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually relaxing from being on my feet all day, lazing around in
front of the computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know all the words to His Cheeseburger from Veggie Tales.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You agree that Bucky Barnes is not a villain.
-You like talking horror/sci-fi/hero films, and/or have interesting
game, music, and book/comic recs.
-You share my passion for baseball, and/or you're in need of
someone to watch sports with.
-You got this far. That was a long read, huh?
-You want to know more, I guess. What else? Let's be friends!
DISCLAIMER: Honestly, if you're going to send me unsolicited
pictures of your man bits, then don't even bother. If you're only
going to talk about sex, don't bother then, either. It's kinda
horrid that I have to even put this on my profile, but, c'est la
vie, I guess.
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