Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning. And looking for my sunglasses. From the dollar store. At
the dollar store. Looking forward to sprawling out face down on a
glass bottom boat one day, like a starfish hovering over a
starfish. Or a toxic waste barrel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not indulgently promoting myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Give me Godard. Werner Herzog. Hal Ashby. Lars Von Trier. David
Cronenberg. Jesse Camp. Disney. Paul Thomas Anderson. Harmony
Korine. Dan O'Bannon. Miranda July. Michel Gondry. Snick ( and the
big orange couch) . Christopher Guest. Dic*. Andrej Tarkovsky. Wes
Anderson. The Point. Coen bros. Terry Gilliam. Godard. The old
Universal Studios theme park commercial. Kubrick. Ken Burns. Marx
bros. MST3K. David Byrne. Art Bell. Panos Cosmatos. Opening
sequences of Big Love. David Lynch. Spike Jonze. Hitchcock. Richard
Linklater. The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show. Coppola. Rolf de
Heer. MTV's Oddities. Tarintino. Don Von Bluth. Wim Wenders. David
after dentist. Polanski. Clive Barker. Danny Boyle. Nicolas Roeg.
Charlie Chaplin. Jim Hensen. Sergio Leone.Wolfgang Petersen. All
the Beatles movies and cartoons. Wes Craven. Alexander Payne. Sam
Peckinpaw. Troma flicks. Martin Scorsese. Ingmar Bergman. Alejandro
Jodorowsky. The Box music television YOU control. Spike Lee
I'd like to grow some food.
Piano music . Books on tape. 1960's Brazilian samba. Nillsson
Schmilsson. Bossa Nova. Yes. The glass Harmonica. Slick Rick.
Sometimes my own toe tapping. Johnny john and the moon dogs.
Portrait of an american family. That sad song from "Cat's" and that
sad song from "Annie".try to keep it on vinyl...
and i read everything. E v e r y t h i n g.
Maybe not all in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
swimming pools, my Smith's rewards card, literature, my dog,
bathtubs and dream translation websites.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm on a singles website. My grandmother thinks I'm too
pretty for this. I tried to explain to her how having a profile on
this site makes it way easier to score dope while traveling, but I
think it's still over her head.
You should message me if
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you wanna get wordy with me.
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