Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning. And looking for my sunglasses. From the dollar store. At
the dollar store. Looking forward to sprawling out face down on a
glass bottom boat one day, like a starfish hovering over a
starfish. Or a toxic waste barrel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not indulgently promoting myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Give me Werner Herzog. Hal Ashby. Lars Von Trier. David Cronenberg.
Jesse Camp. Disney. Paul Thomas Anderson. Harmony Korine. Miranda
July. Michel Gondry. Snick ( and the big orange couch) .
Christopher Guest. Dic*. Wes Anderson. The Point. Coen bros. Terry
Gilliam. The old Universal Studios theme park commercial. Kubrick.
Ken Burns. Marx bros. MST3K. David Byrne. Panos Cosmatos. Opening
sequences of Big Love. David Lynch. Spike Jonze. Hitchcock. Richard
Linklater. The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show. Coppola. Rolf de
Heer. MTV's Oddities. Tarintino. Don Von Bluth. David after
dentist. Polanski. Danny Boyle. Nicolas Roeg. Charlie Chaplin. Jim
Hensen. Sergio Leone.Wolfgang Petersen. All the Beatles movies and
cartoons. Wes Craven. Sam Peckinpaw. Troma flicks. Martin Scorsese.
Alejandro Jodorowsky. The Box music television YOU control. Spike
I don't own a television. That is not because I am poor.
I'd like to grow some food.
Piano music . 1960's Brazilian samba. Nillsson Schmilsson. NWA.
Bossa Nova. Yes. The glass Harmonica. Slick Rick. Portrait of an
american family. That sad song from "Cat's" and that sad song from
"Annie". Let's try to keep it on vinyl...
and i read everything. E v e r y t h i n g.
Maybe not all in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
swimming pools, my Smith's rewards card, literature, my dog,
bathtubs and my guns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm on a singles website. My grandmother thinks I'm too
pretty for this. I tried to explain to her how having a profile on
this site makes it way easier to score dope while traveling, but I
think it's still over her head.
You should message me if
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you wanna get wordy with me.
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