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30 Salt Lake City, UT Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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true stories.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning. And looking for my sunglasses. From the dollar store. At the dollar store. Looking forward to sprawling out face down on a glass bottom boat one day, like a starfish hovering over a starfish. Or a toxic waste barrel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not indulgently promoting myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my shoes are untied..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Give me Godard. Werner Herzog. Hal Ashby. Lars Von Trier. David Cronenberg. Jesse Camp. Disney. Paul Thomas Anderson. Harmony Korine. Dan O'Bannon. Miranda July. Michel Gondry. Snick ( and the big orange couch) . Christopher Guest. Dic*. Andrej Tarkovsky. Wes Anderson. The Point. Coen bros. Terry Gilliam. Godard. The old Universal Studios theme park commercial. Kubrick. Ken Burns. Marx bros. MST3K. David Byrne. Art Bell. Panos Cosmatos. Opening sequences of Big Love. David Lynch. Spike Jonze. Hitchcock. Richard Linklater. The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show. Coppola. Rolf de Heer. MTV's Oddities. Tarintino. Don Von Bluth. Wim Wenders. David after dentist. Polanski. Clive Barker. Danny Boyle. Nicolas Roeg. Charlie Chaplin. Jim Hensen. Sergio Leone.Wolfgang Petersen. All the Beatles movies and cartoons. Wes Craven. Alexander Payne. Sam Peckinpaw. Troma flicks. Martin Scorsese. Ingmar Bergman. Alejandro Jodorowsky. The Box music television YOU control. Spike Lee joints.

I'd like to grow some food.
Piano music . Books on tape. 1960's Brazilian samba. Nillsson Schmilsson. Bossa Nova. Yes. The glass Harmonica. Slick Rick. Sometimes my own toe tapping. Johnny john and the moon dogs. Portrait of an american family. That sad song from "Cat's" and that sad song from "Annie".try to keep it on vinyl...
and i read everything. E v e r y t h i n g.
Maybe not all in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
swimming pools, my Smith's rewards card, literature, my dog, bathtubs and dream translation websites.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
love and guts and stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I'm on a singles website. My grandmother thinks I'm too pretty for this. I tried to explain to her how having a profile on this site makes it way easier to score dope while traveling, but I think it's still over her head.
You should message me if
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you wanna get wordy with me.
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