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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:39pm
White, Other, —
5' 10" (1.78m)
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Im Eric, I grew up in a small town. I like to have fun. Im not going to fill out much info on myself because i prefer to slowly release information during conversation instead of just posting every little mundane detail about myself. Id much rather talk and get to know you than just read your profile.

I am Lucky, willing, and happtastic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff and things mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Making people think. That thing with my tongue? If I tell you what im good at then you will see it coming. F that idea. If you are reading this, im probably erect!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Eyes or Dimples if I feel like showing them. My upbeat sarcastic attitude. But mostly that I leave my penis hanging out of my fly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not a huge reader: Zombie survival guide, Jack Handey books, Left Behind series, other assorted Zombie novels. Movies: Old School, Fight Club, The Shield, Good Fellas, Shawshank Redemption. Music, Rock, Metal, Alternative, 90's Rap. Food: All Sorts, i'm into trying out new stuff. I really like Japanese and authentic Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Car, TV, Internet, Food, Water, Shelter. I could go either way on this, list things like air or blood, vital organs. or stuff i really could do without like electricity or my pinky toe. Seriously though, my son is my motivation in life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve situations, or make them hilarious. How to get to where i want to be. Sex (im a guy). A lot of the time on here I check a girl out and then get dissapointed that she is too attractive or ambitious for me to hit on. :-P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serial killing. When is the last time you saw a Captain Crunch or Frankenberry commercial. Think about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When i was 10 years old, my bus monitor (who was probably a gypsy) told me that i would never be married. I'm guessing she found me childish or immature.
You should message me if
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If it floats your boat. If you feel like talkin to a stranger about whatever. if you don't care about what they're doing over there in their clothes. If you have a bright idea. If you're fuckin cool and are super fun or even a lil immature.