So, I'm on here mostly for my own personal amusement. I'm down to chat, make friends, etc. But I'm not currently in good working order for dating due to a big pile of Major Life Change I'm currently working my way through...so yeah. Be advised.

See aforementioned "Major Life Change"

Being preposterous

That would be my height. Or my debilitating awkwardness. Take your pick.

My taste in music is all over the damn place. I enjoy, among other things, indie rock (Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Decemberists, Bon Iver, Sleater-Kinney, Wild Flag), Progressive rock/metal (Animals as Leaders, Scale the Summit, Periphery, Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Pain of Salvation, Porcupine Tree, Meshuggah, The Mars Volta), alt-country (Old 97's, Ryan Adams, Gillian Welch), spacey instrumental rock (Godspeed You Black Emperor, Explosions in the Sky, Isis, Pelican, Russian Circles), other alternative bands like Dredg, Radiohead, and The Joy Formidable, punk/hardcore/postcore (Thursday, Bad Religion, The Receiving End of Sirens, Botch, These Arms Are Snakes, Converge, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Agnostic Front), various strains of extreme metal (Emperor, Ihsahn, Krallice, Wolves in the Throne Room, Whitechapel), electronic music (Burial, Boards of Canada, Autechre, múm, Active Child), straight up rock and roll (Dire Straits, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Springsteen, The Hold Steady, The Gaslight Anthem) and even some pop (Lady Gaga, Lana del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds, Florence and the Machine, A Fine Frenzy)!

TV:
Oz, Homicide: Life on the Street, Copper, Law And Order: SVU, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Doctor Who, Torchwood, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Big Bang Theory, Girls, Veep, The Good Wife, Sherlock, The IT Crowd, House, Scrubs, Portlandia, Bones, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Perfect Couples, Arrested Development

Media library, Internet connection, guitar, three other things I can't think of right now

The state of my life, mostly
Also social/political issues

Nice try, Internet.

You have the capacity to geek out with me about anything I've mentioned.