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probonohooker

43 F Southfield, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Khmer (Okay), Welsh (Okay), Irish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm looking for a friend with benefits without the friendship..

My glass is ALWAYS half empty. In fact I'm surprised I even have a glass.

Drama-Free? No Way!!!!! Bring it on.

Sometimes I get supervised visits with my kids. No, not conjugal.

No anal the first time we meet. I have rules.
What I’m doing with my life
What aren't I doing is more like it. Scratch offs, bottle returns and empty envelopes in bank machines!

Trapped in the payday loan cycle.
I’m really good at
Itching
Scratching
Kueefing (german spelling)
Watching reality TV.
Drama.
Stealing tips from tables and not getting caught.
Forging paystubs to get payday loans.
Finding a third.
The first things people usually notice about me
The aroma preceding my physical presence.

Purse made of recycled condoms.

That I have my hand in their pocket

My Fluevogs.

My lazy eye.

The tattoo of an anus on my lower back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Velveeta
Movies: Bring it On, Grownups 2
TV shows: ALF, Silver Spoons, Different Strokes (hahahaha)

Books: the book of common STD's at the free clinic, the Bible
Music: Carly Rae Jepson, anything by an American Idol Winner, especially that fat black guy.
The six things I could never do without
Your middle finger
Wet wipes
Bail bonds
A pocket knife
A prepaid cell phone
Vagisil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should confess to that murder in 1989....

If I should pop it or just leave it alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting a payday loan. Starting a fight on Facebook. Pretending to be someone else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My license is revoked. My children all have different daddies. That wasn't the dog.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–74
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
You have running water and a mattress protector. I'm messy.