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probonohooker

43 F Macomb, MI

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 36–56
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Khmer (Okay), Welsh (Okay), Irish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for a friend with benefits without the friendship..

My glass is ALWAYS half empty. In fact I'm surprised I even have a glass.
Extremely myopic.
Drama-Free? No Way!!!!! Bring it on.

Sometimes I get supervised visits with my kids. No, not conjugal.

No anal the first time we meet. I have rules.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What aren't I doing is more like it. Scratch offs, bottle returns and empty envelopes in bank machines!

Trapped in the payday loan cycle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Itching
Scratching
Kueefing (german spelling)
Watching reality TV.
Drama.
Stealing tips from tables and not getting caught.
Forging paystubs to get payday loans.
Finding a third.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The aroma preceding my physical presence.

Purse made of recycled condoms.

That I have my hand in their pocket

My lazy eye.

The tattoo of an anus on my lower back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Velveeta
Movies: Bring it On, Grownups 2
TV shows: ALF, Silver Spoons, Different Strokes (hahahaha)

Books: the book of common STD's at the free clinic, the Bible
Music: Carly Rae Jepson, anything by an American Idol Winner, especially that fat black guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your middle finger
Wet wipes
Bail bonds
A pocket knife
A prepaid cell phone
Vagisil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I should confess to that murder in 1989....

If I should pop it or just leave it alone.

Why I despise men who put doctor in their profile name or dress in scrubs for a picture.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting a payday loan. Starting a fight on Facebook. Pretending to be someone else.

Sniffing the glove.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My license is revoked. My children all have different daddies. That wasn't the dog.

If you answer this question with "not on here" or some stupid variant you are a retard who doesn't understand the question. "Willing"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have running water and a mattress protector. I'm messy.

Don't message me if you are a pretentious prick. Also, if you say you are funny in your profile and it doesn't make me laugh, you aren't funny.