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SkepticalMinds

29 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes games of world diplomacy and international intrigue. A story about love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm. Macgyver locked in a Home Depot.

Every great artist needs someone holding them back just a little bit, before they get too crazy. That's me, I can be that guy who holds you back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Attracting angry looking women in their late forties. The kind that look like they would shop lift from a Pottery Barn, with a slight resemblance to a young Bea Arthur but without the sex appeal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Uber. A guy can get raw on gin.
2 - Life being hilarious. It has to be.
3 - Getting mad rutty with the rudest ladies.
4 - Socks.
5 - 'Happiness only real when shared.'
6 - Frisson. That moment when the radio plays two songs you love in a row.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Would two people who don’t know what they're talking about know more or less than one person who doesn't know what he’s talking about?
- Stupid sexy Flanders
- Bone marrow
- Does a rave sound like fun? No, a rave does not sound like fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never breaking more than one law at a time, that's how you get caught.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll probably meet the perfect person here, who I'll love infinitely, and we'll even argue well, and we'll grow together, and we'll have children, and then we'll get old together, and then she's going to die first.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're not afraid to break furniture during fights and you want to meet up tonight.

you:
Sexy.
Likes to see California.
Have hobbies of your own.
Are an amazing human being and your character shows it.
Not running off to couchsurf solo through Peru.
Not transsexual/transgendered/making up your own self identifying pronouns.
Not trying to live some Ally McBeal fantasy in SF.
DON'T HAVE PURPLE HAIR.

I don't want to be your boyfriend. Sorry girls, I only date models.