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profjchill

30 Pompton Lakes, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Polish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laid back, carefree and open to anything, really good at going with the flow, don't take much seriously.
I like awkward situations, big butts, and good senses of humor. Looking to meet new people and laugh at old ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a 9-5, insert joke about my step counter being very lite. Actually if you insert that joke you're probably a lunatic. Recently got my own place, been furnishing and decorating it, my walls are empty so if u know anyone throwing out any paintings, holler!! (Unless they're made by a family friend, like a bunch of my grandma's are, then forget it cuz they always suck and it makes things awkward.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia (my favorite bar activity next to drinking), pissing my dad off, making people laugh. everybody says they make people laugh, but im better at it than they are. also being really cool. Also, everything. Im literally the best at everything ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my finely tuned eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Goosebumps! Favs include "night of the living dummy", "be careful what u wish for", "tower of terror", "ghost next door", the lawn gnomes one, and "monster blood"? (I think that's what it's called.) And "piano lessons can be deadly" cuz I took piano lessons and hated life.
Also, I read all the hunger games and 50 shades books, yea it's weird but I was bored.

movies: i will watch any movie, anytime. I love movies even chick flicks/rom coms. Again, sci-fi is probably my favorite genre but I love Tom Cruise and Keanu.

shows: game of thrones, walking dead, homeland, The affair, always watch SVU.

music: mostly anything from boy bands to grunge, shout out to the Le Click Pandora station. not really into country- it's ok if u are tho I wont be mad. My favorite group ever is the backstreet boys. That should probably in the most private thing you're willing to admit section...

Food: I love to eat and eat and eat anything whatsoever. I liked sushi before it was cool to like sushi. Now everybody likes sushi and I get asked if I like sushi. NO I don't like sushi any more I'm a food hipster now. (Of course I love sushi.) I said sushi too many times. Sushi sushi sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hysteria, my foreman grill (i can make anything on it even pasta,) friends, physical activity, social interaction, toothpaste. And if "friends" and "social interaction" can be counted as one thing, then porn would be #6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to eat, when i should eat, if im gonna be able to hit the gym before it closes, the zombie, or non zombie, apocalypse, and what it means on here to be a certain percent enemy. U kno who were enemies? The Capulets and the Montagues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for a bar with or without karaoke, looking for an ikea, trying to see a movie, trying to cook a new dish, or playing trivial pursuit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read comic books and I guess am a closet nerd. a sexy nerd who's socially normal and not THAT weird. Also I really like Keanu Reeves.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think i'm handsome. or better yet if youre handsome. If u dont take punctuation and capitalization on a social dating site too seriously. If ur not a psycho. message me if youre cool and wouldnt mind meeting at a bar. most of the questions i answer on here are irrelevant anyway- everyone gets along with me and so will you. For the most part I don't message first, I think guys can come off super creepy randomly reaching out to a girl, even if that's what this site is made for.

DON'T message me if: you're a man. Not that I'm against that kinda thing, but I'm not on here for a gay experience, I can go on vacation to Thailand for that. I always wanted to see where Leo DiCaprio's "the beach" was filmed.