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prolapsia

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like listening to Stoner Metal and Stereolab
I'm friends with lots of dogs
I wonder, how do you become the best person you can be?
Rap Music is healthy for children and adults
My friend made this for me and she thought the name would be cool and edgy and show people that I'm in touch with culture that isn't from the 40s but I sometimes wonder if it's just purely offensive? I don't want to change it because it costs money and my priorities aren't completely jacked.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying not to blow it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
focusing, paying attention, parsing, getting weird
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
aura of trill

"A bit intense"

on some other shit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Achewood, A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible

Ty Segall, Sleep, Broadcast, Stereolab, Black Sabbath, Shannon and the Clams, Sunset Rubdown, Morrissey, mid-90's east coast gangster rap, or Belle and Sebastian

Rick and Morty, adventure time, space dandy, attack on titan, ergo proxy, cowboy bebop, CARTOONS

i really love reading anything. Borges is tight, technical manuals are tight, pop-up books are tight, Morrissey's autobiography is pretty much what you'd expect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
skateboards
black sabbath
mr. rogers
toni morrison
patsy cline
naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
emotions; sabbath; 90's east coast gangster rap, ethics, other people's feelings
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring. Fuck a bar, fuck goin out, I am trying to see something new either in the outside world or in a book. If I'm going out it's on a sexy-ass Monday night. Friday is for cooking at home and listening to records. Or watching Rick and Morty and thinking about what it means if life and the universe have no meaning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was really into the show "Murphy Brown" when I was six years old.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you have respect for the Wu? Do you have respect for yourself? Do you enjoy emotions such as sadness? Are you the type of person who respects the fact that is a dude crying alone in his bedroom? Have you ever thought, "Gee, I'd really like to meet a guy who thinks Ol' Dirty Bastard was a rapper who was more than just a wacky gimmick guy; someone who truly understands the genius of Big Baby Jesus."? Are you into dudes who weep from time to time, due to feelings? Do you think "The Wizard" is a song that should be real? If any of these questions sparks even an iota of interest on your part, please get in touch with me.