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29 M Brooklyn, NY

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  • Ages 23–38
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Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho. Erudite ratcatcher. Hatchet man for the New World Order. I will teach your dog physics.

People keep telling me I'm a manic pixie dream boy but I'm not sure that's an actual thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is an attempt to collect debt.

Yesterday a bunch of drunk hipsters decided to give me their business cards in the street. One said "tenor," one said "proofreader" and one didn't list any profession at all.

I came in last place on a nationally syndicated quiz show.

I spend too much in used bookstores.

I've sung karaoke: in suburban backyards, at a Caribbean prison, with a professional dominatrix, on multiple first dates

I walk around Soho with a cat on my head. I drive around north Brooklyn singing in my Subaru. I stand in front of crowded subway doors with a giant backpack. I only feel truly comfortable in my Elmo suit.

I've never cooked an eggplant or a zucchini. I can never decide whether to leave the seeds in the cucumber. None of that is a double entendre; I was just thinking about dinner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
soothing savage beasts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People keep telling me which Dylan albums my hair resembles.

I have difficulty sitting still. Also I probably smile too much and it puts the wrong people at ease.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I want to host a business seminar in an airport hotel, quote extensively from The Little Prince and tell everyone it's Machiavelli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, skin, tacos, first world angst, used bookstores
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- tacos
- education reform
- what might have been
- police tactics
- what to do with my life
- what to do with my night
- puppies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's hang out together, or we will surely hang out separately - B. Franklin (adapted)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I die,I want my loved ones to scatter my ashes on their bosses' desks, as they quit their jobs to pursue their secret dreams.
You should message me if
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you can readily name your favorite Leonard Cohen covers