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29 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Help Wanted: Attractive, nerdy, bisexual individual or couple sought for recurring dates, playtime, and possible triad or quad relationship partners for a nerdy, hyper-sexualized couple.

Note: If our percentage is very low, check our questions, we have a lot of explanations due to poorly worded questions! Maybe we're not as different as the numbers say!

She's the academic / sexy librarian type, and prefers science fiction to fantasy. Practicing yoga, celebrating 420, playing Settlers of Catan, and hosting a themed dinner party is her ideal day off.

After the guests have left for the night she likes the entertainment to shift into a slightly rougher gear for playtime before settling down into extended cuddling.

He's the jack-of-all-trades, paternal caretaker type, and prefers fantasy to sci-fi. Spending some time drawing comics, rock climbing, and cooking for an intimate dinner party at home is his ideal day off.

When settling in for the night he likes the love-making to be gentle, varied, and long-lasting, followed by a long time of snuggling.

• Are appreciative of the nerdy side of film and literature even if you don't self-identify as a nerd.
• Enjoy board games, playing outside, and are 420-friendly.
• Like to snuggle, make-out, spend the night, and have breakfast.
• Are moderately physically fit, neither a couch-potato nor a gym rat. (Well-shaped couch potatoes may be considered, as may gym rats who have a life outside of the gym.)
• Are attracted to curvy women and thin men (we're dating as a couple, not individually).
• Are not straight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We're building relationships with quality people. We're looking for someone that we'll like as a friend and want to spend time with both sexually and non-sexually. We're not looking for a simple one-night-stand.

We'll want to take you on a couple of dates and get to know you a little bit. We'll want to make sure that we can laugh together and tease each other, then move into a physical place without being awkward.

We want to... oh wait. This question meant like career-wise? Oh, well she's working on her PhD, and you should definitely ask her about her program, because she loves to tell you about it. And he has started a career with (Gump-Voice) "some fruit company".

When not studying and working they dream about moving off-grid and building a castle somewhere far enough out of the way that when Google Earth takes new photos of the area the castle will become an internet phenomenon, which they'll never hear about due to being off-grid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication. Open and honest communication is something that we value and consider the cornerstone of our relationship.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"I know I'm not supposed to mention how physically attractive you are too soon, with pretty girls having guys telling them how sexy they are all the time. And I'm supposed to say something that sets me apart... Honestly, I'm trying to think of an original compliment, but DAMN. That hip-to-waist ratio has just pushed the ability to think out of my head. I would write sonnets about it, if only I could remember what a sonnet is. Or what writing is." - Him

"He's open and clever right off the bat--he loves to experience people as they are and it comes through in his friendliness. He's engaging to listen to and is engaged with you when you speak. The best part of all this engaging conversation is that you get to get lost in his amazing eyes...which makes interacting with him that much more wonderful." - Her
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Okay, so there are some ground rules here. We're nerdy folk and nothing short of a zombie apocalypse (or I suppose a biblical apocalypse) is going to change that. Here are a few things that you'll have to be on board with.

1.) A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones
You don't have to have both read the books and watched the series, but you have to be open to at least one, because if you chill with us there will be conversations, season premier parties, and sometimes entire meals themed around the story. If this sounds awesome to you, contact us even if you're not interested in the sex. We want you to be our friend.

2. Vampire stories
This can be True Blood, it can be Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, or it can be Buffy and Angel. It can be the Vampire The Masquerade (or Requiem) game lines. It can even be THIS GUY:
You can even be a fan of the sparkly breed, but go into that knowing that we will make fun of you.

3. Stargate and Battlestar Galactica
I suppose there are dozens of others that you could put on here, it doesn't much matter which, but we're about to start watching those two together because she's never seen StarGate and he's only seen the first season BSG, and you're guaranteed to hear about them.

Our musical tastes cover a wide range, but if you're already familiar with than once again, even if you're not interested in the sex, hit us up. The alignment of those stars to which we attribute no magical powers destines us to be friends.

Food? We love it! We love to cook it, we love to eat it, we love to serve it to other people. We enjoy experimenting with new recipes, and have no problem preparing time-intensive meals. He has some fantastic baking skills up his sleeves and can whip out delicious concoctions of carbohydrate, like pizza crusts, burger buns, homemade donuts....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. stalkerish we probably seem as we chat each other (from work and school) about you and blow up your messages with "Promiscere is visiting your profile right now!" notifications.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We are usually found hosting dinner and game nights for small groups of friends (1 - 3 people). When the group is going to be bigger than 3 additional people it usually involves a Facebook event and people bringing drinks or food to share.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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We're generally open and willing to admit even the most embarrassing things. However, there is a hesitation to this whole scenario:

We're specifically not looking forward to someone who will fall in love with one half of our couple and want to split it into a new couple. However, we are not opposed to our couple expanding to a triad or quad.
I’m looking for
  • Bi guys and girls
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
And on to the list of message me if's!

We've gotten a lot of messages since we created this account, and have had some time to work up some hints to help your message stand out!

1. If you are representing a couple you should either have a picture of your significant other and say something about their personality in your profile, or you should have a link to your S.O. in your own profile (or at least in your message).

2. We get messages from people with really interesting things to talk about on a regular basis. On a really boring week a message like "You seem cool, we should chat." might get looked at twice, but we haven't had a boring week yet. If you're struggling, read our profile and look at our questions. Both are full of conversation hooks.

3. We're in Austin, and honestly you'll have to be a pretty smooth talker to get us excited about the idea of a long distance relationship. We've had an exception, but rule of thumb... if you're not close by, be really amazing.