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26 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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you can take the girl out of Florida, but you probably shouldn't.

I love men who wear gingham, Chopped, Chop't, novels about nuns, Diet Dr. Pepper, and little else.

let's have a boy-girl party.
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What I’m doing with my life
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being a receptionist at fancy (and somewhat schmancy!) law firm, fielding calls from my parents to ask when I'm going to grad school, living in Harlem, getting into power struggles with my cat.

I'm an Orlando girl who moved to NYC in 2011 because everyone else was doing it. it took me 5 months to figure out that the street numbers in Manhattan increase, sequentially, as one goes north. #lifehack #yourewelcome

my best friend and I are developing a show called "DILF Court" but we can't decide if it should be a TNT-style drama about an attractive male judge trying to balance work and family and life, or a TLC/Bravo makeover show for harried and unstylish fathers. input appreciated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
intense and heartfelt a capella renditions of "Keep On Loving You." canasta. paying for wine with loose change. causing scenes at picnics. drinking too much wine at someone's picnic and interrupting the canasta to sing "Keep On Loving You."

The first things people usually notice about me
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the combined visual effect of red lipstick, red hair, a black dress, and a plunging neckline. that, or the fact that I'm hustling past them on the sidewalk as quickly as my little legs can go. keep it movin', people!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books are a BIG part of my life. some favorites: Lorrie Moore, Sylvia Plath, Bill Bryson, Karen Russell, The English Patient, Submergence, Jeffrey Steingarten, Kate Zambreno, The Secret History, Bluets, Roland Barthes, Sloane Crosley, I Await the Devil's Coming, Gilead, Edward St. Aubyn, Mariette in Ecstasy, Shirley Jackson, James Wood, Jonathan Safran Foer, Amy Hempel, Venus in Furs, Anne Lamott, Atonement, memoirs about women going through A Difficult Time

movies: August: Osage County, The Last Mistress, Womb, Young Adult, All About Eve, The Hours, Melancholia, Her, Gone with the Wind, Another Earth, Children of the Century, A Very Long Engagement, Sunset Blvd., Atonement, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Fall, The Dreamers, The Hudsucker Proxy

tv: LOST, AHS: Coven, Black Books, Peep Show, Sherlock, Hannibal, Broad City, Bob's Burgers, Orange is the New Black, 30 Rock, Vikings

music: Marina and the Diamonds, The Decemberists, Lana del Rey, Bright Eyes, Billy Joel, Kanye West, Bjork, Eisley, Queen, The Pierces, Abba, Beyonce, Buddy Holly, Joni Mitchell, Lorde, Natalia Kills, Fall Out Boy, The Kills, Girl Talk, Simon and Garfunkel

food: bibimbap, kale, couscous, palak paneer, sourdough, leeks, fondue, pimento cheese, basmati, falafel, pad thai, collard greens, steak frites, mustard, avocado, halal street meat, omelettes, mushrooms, French fries, salmon, heirloom tomatoes, brie, olives, hibachi.

and Skittles. I love Skittles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the NYPL
sensible black pumps
scented candles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whales. Sailor Moon. how much I miss Publix. Mads Mikkelsen. fiction. Britney Spears shaving her head. my own OkCupid profile. 17th-century Dutch still lifes. Fall Out Boy. whether my lipliner is smudged. RuPaul's Drag Race. what sex with Benedict Cumberbatch would be like. Korean food. radical feminism. opera. the terrible yawning abyss between my image of myself and the way I come across to others. you know, normal stuff?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
swanning about in a dressing gown in my best impression of Norma Desmond, drinking Miller High Life from a champagne coupe.

or, conversely, padding into the living room in my robe and slippies to tell my roommates to pipe down because it's 10 PM, for Christ's sake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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the word "rivulet" gives me bedroom feelings.
You should message me if
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you like thick redheads with a foul mouth.

you want to have a glass of prosecco somewhere outside and talk about what we're reading.