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32 Cortlandt Manor, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:14am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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easily amused, creative thinker; admires passion in all things.

Arbitrary, albeit relevant fact(s): I work in the city, live in westchester and I have roots on Long Island. I am omnipresent.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an NYC plumber, civil service. Which means I work for the Guv'ment in New York City. i thrive in the seedy underbelly of this terrible/glorious concrete jungle. I get paid great money to do something I love and I look good doing it.
(What girl doesn't love a man in work boots?)

I'm a bit of a tinkerer, too; I love to build and fix stuff. Heres something im really excited about, my brother and I are working with some close friends to open a bar/restaurant in the near future. i think I'll build it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving problems, tangible or otherwise. I was the inspiration for Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction.

I also love puzzles and games! video games, tabletop, whatever! anything that makes me think. I enjoy challenges. This includes responsible debates! Sharing knowledge and ideas is a huge part of who I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red hair. Infectious laugh.
Can a dude have shiksappeal?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Lots! But fair warning, if you liked Infinite Jest please block me and destroy your phone

For poetry i turn to Oscar Wilde, e.e. cummings and Ezra Pound. Neruda if i'm feeling saucy. Shel silverstein is great too. Any of Lewis Carroll's nonsense poetry

Comics - Lucifer, Transmetroplitan, Y the last man, preacher, strangers in paradise, scott pilgrim. pretty much anything by warren Ellis, Garth ennis, Alan Moore.
I'm also a huge fan of independent animation a la

movies - Some of my favorites based on genres I just made up:

Love story - Wristcutters
Comedy - wet hot American summer
Badass scifi - Eden Log
Steampunk drama - City of Lost Children
best action film of all time - T2
mindfuck - adaptation (Charlie Kaufman)
Criterion - Cool hand Luke
Car chase - Vanishing Point
Samurai epic - Lonewolf & cub
animated (US) - Cats Don't Dance
Anime (Japan) - FLCL

I love cartoons. Yep, I'm a dork

Big comedy fan! i'd love to perform at some point when i can work up the chutzpah to write a bit. My favorites are David Cross, george carlin, eddie izzard, Patton oswalt, Dave attell, bill hicks, sam kinneson and Louie CK. Love UCB. Who's line is it anyway really impresses me, too.

Music - most recent additions: Rattatat, Deer Hunter, The Joy Formidable. Thanks, spotify!

I'm partial to seafood and French cuisine. I grew up on Italian food and refuse to pay someone to cook it for me now, except for maybe a really good pesto.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Are all inside the briefcase from Pulp Fiction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to educate ppl who trust mainstream media without actually calling them fucking idiots
Avoiding all the somehow actually legal chemical poisons in like... All food
How to help my family without driving myself crazy in the process
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home decompressing after a week of doing tough manly things. Saturdays are reserved for capricious gallivanting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 12, I was a contestant on Where in the world is Carmen Dandiego.
You should message me if
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You daydream, unashamed.